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you know what to do.

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[wincon]

why would I want that
that sounds pretty awful [ yeah, he sucks ]

most people don't want some villain after their ass damn
besides, ya told us pretty unmistakably to fuck off so why should I go after you?

[ weird kid ]

[nitrosweats]

Because going through this life, without having one good friend, is fucking sad.


It's not that.
You think Deku is a far better investment in your miserable plans.
Which is not true. I'm 100% better than him.
I'm still not interested, but I don't like being replaced.

[ hey. you asked! ]

u can't see over the mountain of issues and complexes they have btwn them

[wincon]

I have allies, it's enough [ he's not gonna say the f-word!!! ]

what makes you think he'll be an investment if I [ scrolls up a message ] "actually just want to kill him"
neither of which I actually want tbh

[ ok they can get to bakugou's issues in a moment. just let it be known he doesn't actually want to have anything to do with "deku" than getting OFA. ]

jshsdf; they are a hot mess, indeed ...

[nitrosweats]

...
I can't even with you.


An investment as in— you want something from him. He's valuable in some way, right???

My point is: Don't fucking say to my face you're no longer interested, then have Deku, for whatever reason, as your new target. It's infuriating.

[ he knows it's only for the OFA. but— it is still unacceptable, asshole. ]

[wincon]

[ can't even with him? well what about yourself bakugou?? ]

you got balls to try and give me life advice
bcs that's fucked up
it's not a fuckin compliment that I'm goin after his quirk

[nitrosweats]

[ what do you mean. he's perfect. 💅🏻 ]

You asked, and that's how I feel!
I'm allowed to have fucked up thoughts. I'm only human. There's nothing wrong with it!

As long as I don't hurt anyone, it's fine!

[wincon]

[ a perfect lil disaster is what he is ]

yeah, yeah
you're allowed to have feelings

[ this is straight-up the weirdest part of... trying to steal some high schooler's quirk he never thought he'd have to deal with. ]

you could always reconsider joining up, you could be an "investment" then [ as if bakugou would, but. ]

[nitrosweats]

Damn right.

[ he— really didn't plan for this outburst. Bakugou is just painfully honest for his own good; admitting to being jealous of something like this ... ]

Absolutely not.
The thought counts, though.
And the acknowledgment that I am a better choice.

[wincon]

yeah, yeah. sure [ damn brat ]
aaanytime you want the ego boost

[nitrosweats]

Anytime?

Okay. It’s good to know you’ll always be available to compliment my ego.

[wincon]

ya wanna take me up on it?
sounds pretty sad if your friends won't do it for you

[nitrosweats]

Wow. I can almost feel your bitterness at the word 'friend'.
btw, I was being sarcastic, because I know you'll never humor me for that long.

[wincon]

isn't that the kind of need your friends are supposed to attend to?

[ cuz, yeah, the "king of villains" probably isn't the way to go here ]

[nitrosweats]

My friends compliment me enough.
I want to hear it from you.

[ dropping hints is not his thing, yo. ]

[wincon]

so you want the compliment of
what
being taken seriously by a villain

[ seriously. it ain't much of a compliment ]

[nitrosweats]

Why do you care?
You offered to boost my ego, and I accepted.

It looks like we have a good deal between us!

[wincon]

'cause it's a pretty bizarre fuckin thing to ask a villain who's after your classmate's quirk

[nitrosweats]

[ stop shaming him??? ]

I didn't ask!!!
You offered!!!

[wincon]

yeah yeah, simmer down
guess I didn't expect you to want my attention that much

[ he's absolutely just being a dick about it now ]

[nitrosweats]

It's—
not like that!
Don't you fucking ruin this for me by making it weird!!

[ it was already weird, Bakugou. ]

[wincon]

it was already weird [ yeah he's just gonna say it ]
but don't let that get to ya if you're determined

[nitrosweats]

I'm always determined.
It's hard to change my mind.

So, same time tomorrow?

[ is he scheduling their texting session? he sure is. ]

[wincon]

you wanna talk to me every day?
if that's the case I'll do my best

[ because. it's not much skin off his back, and as weird as it is it's also kind of funny. ]

[nitrosweats]

Good.

[ he’ll leave it at that. you know, before he gets forced into explaining himself. because honestly? he has no fucking idea where to begin! ]