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[1sts]

you know what to do.

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[blinkwink]

[You gotta give him a minute. Or 5. (That dude in the interrogation room is probably ???)]

So

so what. You just fire up orgasm.exe when you wanna. [help]

[toyboy]

What?

No.

There's more than one way to achieve orgasm, but I have to go about it more or less the same way, through stimulation.

[blinkwink]

[Connor he's gonna barf. Whether from hilarity or nauseau remains to be seen.]

Stimulation. [single text. just that word- chillin.]


[second text:] What kind of stimulation.

[toyboy]

[ you're doing this to yourself, you know.

he should really stop. but he also doesn't have a good reason to, considering the kind of conversation he considers appropriate. ]

I have a... opening, of sorts. Physical stimulation is pleasurable. The same as it would be for a human.

[ really, there's no reason gavin wants to know this other than for blackmail, but it's not like he has anything to hide. humans have sex all the time. ]

[blinkwink]

[like a trainwreck, as the saying goes. hard to stop.]

So. All about taking it. No giving. Seems like oversight. [He's gonna crack.]

[toyboy]

[ he's certainly having some difficulties. ]

Most androids don't have genitals in the traditional sense.

[ and he's pretty sure that gavin knows that, although maybe he wasn't sure about connor himself, considering his position as a prototype. but, no, he had no need for them either, as far as cyberlife was concerned. ]

And I'm not compatible with most of the upgrades.

[blinkwink]

Alright we're gonna

table this conversation until I'm done with this guy. [or forever.]

Why don't you try reading some erotica then if vids don't do it. See if you can get in the right frame of mind. Or whatever. Maybe go make out with the vending machine. jfc

[toyboy]

Is there any particular reason you're trying to recommend me masturbatory material, Detective?

[ because he does not remember asking for it. ]

[blinkwink]

Didn't you ask? [Vaguely got that idea somewhere back along the line hang on he's trying to make a guy freak out.]

[toyboy]

I said I was curious and wasn't sure where to turn, but I never asked for recommendations.

[blinkwink]

Same thing afaic but if all you wanna do is bitch go find Hank.

[toyboy]

I was only wondering about your motivations.

But I'll leave you to your interrogation now.

[blinkwink]

Hey if this detective thing doesn't work out- and I'm really hoping it won't- maybe you should look into getting a job at Eden. Set a few things right and get a little fun on the side. [yeah this is uh. he's gonna have fun with this. uncomfortably.]

[toyboy]

Are you seriously suggesting I find employment at the Eden Club after what happened there? That's uncalled for, even from you.

[blinkwink]

What, you think people wouldn't pay for you? Don't worry, CyberLife didn't let you down on the looks at least.

[toyboy]

[ he is absolutely not sure how to feel about any part of what gavin just said to him. ]

I. Don't know how to respond to that statement.

[ this is some kinda fucked up ]

You... think I'm attractive?

[ truly the most fucked up part of all. ]

[blinkwink]

[what]

[text one:] No.

[fuck]

[text two:] I was talking in a general sense.

[fuck]

[text three:] Same way some people think a dog licking its balls is cute.

[god fucking fuckity fuck shit it isn't even until Connor says as much that Gavin is realizing that is exactly what he implied and- jesus does he think Connor's attractive?? He refuses to think about it. You can't catch me gay thoughts.]

[toyboy]

I'm sure that isn't what you meant, considering the context was a sexual one.

[ heh :) score one for connor.

and now you've called him cute, too. ]

[blinkwink]

Fuck off, Connor.

[stop reading into it!!!]

[toyboy]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not my type, Detective.

[ he is a little shit ]

[blinkwink]

[we disregard captcha so Gavin can send a picture of two middle fingers. truly a showcase of talent for the ages.]

[toyboy]

[ lmao he deserves that tbqh ]