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you know what to do.

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chris redfield | resident evil | ota

[boulders]

01: It was all I could find, and I don't even think that it's the kind that bends.
02: Nothing like a little karaoke to set the mood.
03: Pretty sure that I'm going to need my shotgun for this.
04: You're going to have to do some heavy convincing to make me believe otherwise.
05: This night just got even longer, and this whisky isn't going to drink itself.
06: [ or text him! ]

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[fusionblasted]

Wait what? No, no shooty. I'm sure we can solve this without casualties.

[boulders]

If you've got a better idea, I'll wait for it.
Got past the guy in the corridor only to have a trap door get the best of me.
Damn thing sealed me in what looks like some kind of storage room. Thing's big enough to be a master bedroom suite.
Might even be a little impressive if I wasn't locked in here.

[fusionblasted]

...is that usually how your night outs ends?

[boulders]

Not always. I'm usually more of a hit the gym and occasional 3 A.M. dinner kind of guy.
Got called into a job last minute and...

You wouldn't happen to know how to pick a lock by any chance, would you?

[fusionblasted]

I'm an engineer, not a locksmith.

Is it an electric lock? I might have better luck with that then a mechanical one.

[boulders]

Electric, yeah, seems that way. It bolted shut the minute it closed.
Might be controlled from somewhere else.

[fusionblasted]

I suppose I can help out. If I knew where you was.

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[torsion]

Oh, I can always make it worth your while. ;)

[boulders]

I'd normally take your word for it, but like I said, you're going to need to do some heavy convincing.
Think you need to try a little harder than that.

[torsion]

You sure? Because you know how I can get when I'm challenged.
Last chance to back out.

[boulders]

Positive.
Sorry, but you're not getting out of this by trying to get me to back out.

[torsion]

Alright, partner.
Don't say I didn't warn you, though. ;)

[boulders]

I'll take my chances.
Now, are you going to tell me? Or are you going to keep stalling? ;)

[torsion]

[ She sends him A Photo that is not dissimilar to this icon. :) :) :) :) ]

[boulders]

Okay, I'm pretty convinced now.

[ And a deal was a deal after all. He sends her this in return. ]

You're lucky you caught me just as I got home. I'd hate to keep you waiting.

[torsion]

[ When you get spicy with ur waifu. ]

Get over here.
Or else I'll have to incriminate myself further.

[boulders]

If I did that, I'd have to put my shirt back on... and my pants...

[ He sends another pic that's similar to this but on the couch... ]

I'm pretty comfortable right now...

[torsion]

I'm sure you're capable of it.

[ The complimentary one obviously has never seen her body before. Jill actually doesn't incriminate herself further and instead just sends an emoji. ]

I guess I'll just have to deal with it. :(

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[angelbomber]

You're going to serenade Jill with your succulent rendition to Boyz II Men's I'll Make Love To You.


Okay.

[boulders]

Claire, that is completely inappropriate.


Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is" is where it's at.

[angelbomber]

( Her gut twisted at his starter, but she relaxed at his finish. )

If your message to Jill is that you're completely passive and incompetent, sure.

[boulders]

Hey, wait a second. I don't think that's what it is at all.

[ But he's embarrassed now so he'll be doubling back on some things. ]

Plus, this isn't exactly the conversation that I want to be having with my little sister. Jill and I are just friends anyway.

[ Okay, maybe that last part was a bit of a stretch but if he doubled down hard enough, maybe she'd believe him. Maybe. ]

[angelbomber]

I want to know what love is...I want you to show me--? Totally is what it is.

Ok ok ok. Don't blow a gasket. Just friends.

[boulders]

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