TFLN

[1sts]

you know what to do.

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Thor Odinson | MCU

[pirateangelbaby]

1. I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

2. Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

3. Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.

4. Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.

5. fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.


[ooc: ota, timeline/AU flexible]

3.

[seductress]

You’re welcome.

[pirateangelbaby]

Is this supposed to be a hint?

[seductress]

I prefer to think of it as gaining the gratitude of your future self. If it were a hint, I’d have used magic.

[pirateangelbaby]

Do I want to know what form that hint would’ve taken?

[seductress]

And spoil the surprise?

[pirateangelbaby]

Yes?

[seductress]

Mmmm that doesn’t sound like fun.

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[coldsong]

You should be. I didn't get ANY from that batch. The children ate all the others.

You owe me ice cream. Or chocolate. Or both.

[pirateangelbaby]

I can get you an entire gallon of chocolate ice cream if that’d help?

[coldsong]

I probably could eat that much in one go if you let me, but I'd regret it. Extra large milkshake and we can call it even.

It's impractical to let you feel guilty about eating my snacks anyway, so you can stop now.

[Better cupcakes than liquor, he supposes. Poor Thor.]

[pirateangelbaby]

Extra large milkshake it is. And you get the first taste of the next batch.

You JUST told me I should feel sorry?

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[loistheintrepid]

I told you that Kryptonian stuff would leave one hell of a hangover

Have you never been hungover before?

[pirateangelbaby]

I’m 1500 so I’ve been hungover lots of times. It’s just been a while.

[loistheintrepid]

1500? like, in years?

No wonder you need a drink.

[pirateangelbaby]

It’d be weird if it was in something else wouldn’t it?

[loistheintrepid]

I don't know how Asgard works

I'm assuming aspirin does nothing for your hangovers?

[pirateangelbaby]

The years on Asgard are similar enough to the years on Earth. We don’t celebrate anniversaries every year though, that’d be ridiculous.

Does nothing whatsoever.

[loistheintrepid]

Why not? 1500 birthday parties sound pretty fun.

Maple donuts in bed usually do the trick for me.

1 o: hope this is okay

[clearedledger]

It was your cupcake anyway. We saved it for you.

totally okay!

[pirateangelbaby]

Oh... then thank you. It was delicious.

♥

[clearedledger]

Though I was also supposed to tell you that you were supposed to wait for Morgan to watch you eat it. She made it herself.

[pirateangelbaby]

Oh no! I didn't realize. I'll have to apologize and thank her for making it for me. I hope she's not too upset.

[clearedledger]

Oh, very upset. She's said, and I quote, "Then he has to eat all of my next cupcake batch as punishment. And I get to watch."

I think she's trying to do the math right now to make you eat over a hundred of them.

[pirateangelbaby]

I'm not entirely clear on how that's a punishment.

Seriously though, I think a hundred cupcakes might be too many at once.