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The ❤E X P A N D E D❤ Heart Meter Meme

You know the drill:
❤ Comment with your character.
❤ Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
❤ Fill in alternate text as desired.❤ HAVE FUN!


❤ "I love you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff0000" title="I love you.">❤</font>	❤ "I could fall in love with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#c42456" title="I could fall in love with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I have a crush on you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff006c" title="I have a crush on you.">❤</font>


❤ "I would have sex with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff96c0" title="I would have sex with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would date you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#dc70ff" title="I would date you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would kiss you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#964c98" title="I would kiss you.">❤</font>


❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#6c006b" title="I would hug you or hold your hand.">❤</font>	❤ "You’re my family." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#150a51" title="You’re my family.">❤</font>	❤ "I would fight by your side." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#0000ff" title="I would fight by your side.">❤</font>

❤ "I respect you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#77bdff" title="I respect you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would rescue you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#0086be" title="I would rescue you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would confide in you or ask for your help." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#00496c" title="I would confide in you or ask for your help.">❤</font>

❤ "I consider you a friend." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#009b8b" title="I consider you a friend.">❤</font>	❤ "I would hang out with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#004840" title="I would hang out with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would like to get to know you better." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#196a24" title="I would like to get to know you better.">❤</font>

❤ "I am amused by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#7cbe31" title="I am amused by you.">❤</font>	❤ "I am confused by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#b8da8a" title="I am confused by you.">❤</font>	❤ "I am frightened or unsettled by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ffd800" title="I am frightened or unsettled by you.">❤</font>

❤ "You annoy or frustrate me." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#f38118" title="You annoy or frustrate me.">❤</font>	❤ "I would tease you or make fun of you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ec4e1b" title="I would tease you or make fun of you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would use or manipulate you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#8a1d00" title="I would use or manipulate you.">❤</font>

❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#c0c0c0" title="I would physically or emotionally hurt you.">❤</font>	❤ "I hate you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#767676" title="I hate you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would kill you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#000000" title="I would kill you.">❤</font>

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It's kinda difficult to do that when you always cover up like that~

[ thank god he stops squishing now, but only so he can move his hands lower to pick at azul's clothes. always dressed so nice and proper.. with or without the help of jade, it doesn't matter. meanwhile, floyd..

ah, well. at least he wears pants most of the time. ]

Heyyy, don't even suggest that! If I don't get new tapes anymore, I'll be sad..

I have some shame unlike you, Floyd. It wouldn't hurt for you to keep up your appearance either. ( it's not like he's going to listen, but even as he picks at azul's clothes... the octopus sighs in return. finally releasing floyd's hand, he reaches for the collar of his shirt, and tugs it slightly to show the leftover bite. )

If you'd ask, I'd be willing to show you. ( there's no need to watch a video tape when he has the real deal standing before him. of course, azul gives it about a few seconds before release the fabric to hide his neck again. )

Don't sound so heartbroken, I'm sure Jade will pick up where the tapes left off.

[ finally some serviiiice. thank you for this delicious meal, azul. ♡ if azul wasn't so fussy about doing this sort of thing in public, floyd would lean in and.. maybe freshen up the bitemark. just a little bit, so it won't fade away anytime soon. but if he does that, azul will ban him from biting again.. ]

He better~ I'm not fun to be around when I'm sad.

[ he even gives a sniffle or two to underline how much that would break his little heart. has floyd ever been sad, though? probably not. ]

We should ask for a continuation tonight~ Don't you think so too?

( despite the sniffle, and the way he feigns sorrow, azul chuckles softly at the sight. he knows better than to fall for that, and it's because he's known the other since they were children. sure, he didn't take much notice to azul at the start, but the dorm head has always been sure to stay aware of those around him. he likes to think he knows them well enough, and if he didn't.. would he still be in this position? )

I certainly am busy tonight and with my schedule so full, I can probably squeeze you in two Sundays from now? ( he says this with a smile, trying to add some cheer in their otherwise dreadful (for who?) conversation. it's not bad at all when the topic could be worse, but in the grand scheme of things, azul has never not enjoyed himself. )

Would you like to talk that out?

Eeehh??

[ why are you so mean, azul!! floyd looks at him like azul just kicked a puppy and the puppy is floyd but as a dog and floyd as a human is watching himself get kicked. shut up, it makes sense. either way, he doesn't like this proposal. two sundays from now - what a joke. ]

I can't wait that long! I'll die until then. Slow.. and painfully.. Azuuul~!!

Would you like to make a deal, Floyd? I'm sure I can interest you in something to keep you amused until that fated Sunday.

( let's make a deal, let's make a deal. that's all azul ever truly cares for, but it at least will help floyd with what he's aiming for. the expression on his face is priceless, and he already knows the moray has... a rather high sex drive. jade as well. these beasts really can't thrive without their dick in something — azul's something. )

You know me; I can make any wish come true, fufu.

Usually I would but right now.. I don't wanna make a deal.

[ is he pouting.. he's totally pouting. and azul isn't even being crazy right now, which is like the only reason why floyd would not make a deal with him. the reason is simple, there is just nothing that can make up for the Lack of Azul™ until azul is finally available. ]

I guess I'll have to ask Jade to keep me company..

[ sob, sob. ]

Is that so? Hm. Could it be that you're upset about the wait? ( what the fuck does it look like, azul? not that he's shocked by it, and certainly he deserves the rejection that floyd hands over to him because of it. he chuckles softly, canting his head to the side as he thinks on a proper reply. )

You gave me your heart, so it would be rude to reject it.... I could schedule you in sooner.

( come on, what is he supposed to do tonight with floyd and jade.... like he could do paperwork while they're handling their business.... )

[ sniffles for dramatic effect!!

and maybe that helps, because azul is talking about squeezing him in sooner. ]

Will you really? [ he's trying not to look hopeful.. not even a little bit.. he still pouts when he looks at azul, like he's expecting him to change his mind again. ] If you don't, I'll complain to Jade~

[ so basically he's going to HR because he's horny. ]

Complain to Jade about what, exactly?

( when was jade in charge of their sex life. what in the FUCK. like he schedules when they're allowed to use the dick and coochie.... )

Just because that dick of yours can't seem to calm itself down doesn't mean you have to whine about it.

Ehhh, that's so mean.. Denying me your love and affection is just cruel, Azul~ Of course I'd whine!

[ because.. coochie.. is love and affection. and jade gets that so he would totally be on floyd's side. 100%. ]

There's no reason to whine when compared to how many other times you're able to receive it, when have I denied you access to me?

( other than now... listen... azul knows what he likes, and he's not saying he doesn't like what they do to him, but it's just this once!! and don't call hr jade on him... not him... with the rules and the c&b torture.....

not floyd's the customer is always right shopper voice.. )

Uuuugghhhh..

[ now he's just whining for the sake of whining because he knows that azul is right and he can't win this argument. stupid octopus and his nine brains!! that's cheating.

floyd still pouts as he slides his hands into his pocket. uh-oh. ]

I'm gonna go take a nap.

[ and sleep off the horny, maybe. ]

( you are 17 years old, WIYP...what is your problem. )

These constant mood swings of yours have to cease.

( for anyone reading yes ass keeps floyd placate... that's why he acting like this... horny ass mfer. )

Where are you going to sleep? You might as well come home.

[ he isn't even going to comment on that because.. it's not like he has control over his mood swings!! not his problem that stuff gets so boring so fast. he could work on controlling it better and not letting it influence everything about him so easily, but..

naaahh. too exhausting. ]

Then I'll take a nap on the couch.

[ hmph. ]

( floyd being whiny because so no ass? and it's just proving azul right, which, he doesn't like to be wrong, but he wishes... floyd would get it together. )

The couch.. in my VIP room?

( because you know that's where he conducts business, and floyd cannot be sleeping in there. it scares the hoes... the students at nrc are the hoes. )

[ one could think azul would be used to it by now.. ]

... any couch would do, but if you're offering?

[ god. why must he be so grumpy. and he's clearly saying this just to piss azul off!! ]

( wow. wow!! floyd knows what he meant and it wasn't this. )

..... It's already taken. ( by his own ass when he sits on it! he even looks away to take a deep breath..

calm down azul... woosah... ) Use the couch in your own room.

[ come on, azul, it's not like your skinny little twink ass takes up that much space on that couch. you could at least offer your lap as floyd's pillow but No!! you won't even do that. ]

Fine.

[ >:( ]

( stop, maybe if he wasn't such a big baby with all his pouting, azul would!!

luckily he sighs, is he really mad.. over coochie? )

Don't be mad, I'll purchase you takoyaki on our way back.

[ over A+ 10/10 premium 5 stars gold star coochie, yeah???

BUT. he does perk up a little at the mention of takoyaki. he's still grumpy, but.. ]

...will you really?

( it takes a LOT of work to open it, y'know!??!?!!? but floyd has a problem-d2b.

uh oh, got em, spot em, red dot em!)

If you haven't grown tired of it, unless....

I haven't!

[ that tone of voice..

he has already bounced back to his usual self?? how does azul not get whiplash from hanging out with him. ]

Come on~ Walk faster, I want takoyakiii~

( a quick change is a quick change, at least floyd doesn't pop a nut as fast as this... so it works out. )

Alright, since you aren't tired of it.. which would you want?

( isn't there some really savory types? not like azul's knows which would be considered the best sends he avoids it like the plague, but floyd should have an idea of what he likes. )

I've heard great things about the long green onion flavor.

[ stamina can be a blessing.. and a curse when your octopussy is sore already, isn't that right, azul. ]

Okay~ I'll eat anything as long as there aren't any mushrooms.

[ somewhere at the other end of the campus, jade sneezes because of this jab.. ]

wtf tswift has so many bangers tho

bro what bc i missed them all i think about is megan trainer https://t.co/ZgV61dF698

thanks i hate it

when will we go on roblox :/

fortnite only sorry

stop at least play sumn better like league of legends... wtf

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