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bakerstreet2020-07-27 06:00 pm
sokye) wrote in bakerstreet2020-07-27 06:00 pm
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Heart Metre Meme
The ❤E X P A N D E D❤ Heart Meter Meme
You know the drill:
❤ Comment with your character.
❤ Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
❤ Fill in alternate text as desired.❤ HAVE FUN!
You know the drill:
❤ Comment with your character.
❤ Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
❤ Fill in alternate text as desired.
❤ "I love you." | ❤ "I could fall in love with you." | ❤ "I have a crush on you." |
❤ "I would have sex with you." | ❤ "I would date you." | ❤ "I would kiss you." |
❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand." | ❤ "You’re my family." | ❤ "I would fight by your side." |
❤ "I respect you." | ❤ "I would rescue you." | ❤ "I would confide in you or ask for your help." |
❤ "I consider you a friend." | ❤ "I would hang out with you." | ❤ "I would like to get to know you better." |
❤ "I am amused by you." | ❤ "I am confused by you." | ❤ "I am frightened or unsettled by you." |
❤ "You annoy or frustrate me." | ❤ "I would tease you or make fun of you." | ❤ "I would use or manipulate you." |
❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." | ❤ "I hate you." | ❤ "I would kill you." |
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Don't sound worried, cutting out a few meals will help towards my goal.
( sometimes he MUST starve himself to have the ideal body, but he's already raising a hand to touch at the male's chest.. then down to his stomach. ) You can eat anything and not gain one pound..
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[ the hand on his chest is nice, but floyd will just go ahead and do some touching as well by reaching over and sliding a hand around the other's narrow waist. ]
You're so tiny here, sometimes it feels like Jade and I might break you if we're too rough~
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You think so..?
( he questions, looking up at the other. it's hard to tell if he's zooming in on being super skinny or the fact that him and jade might break him. he doesn't clarify, but instead he just stares at floyd waiting for a reply — one that he'd like. )
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[ he even gives that skinny waist a squeeze with the big ass hand. ]
Especially when you're on your back and we push your legs up when we fuck you~ I always wonder whether we'll end up snapping you in half because you're so small and bony!
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Not that! I want to hear about how thin my waist is! Not about what we do when we're all alone together!
( come on!! get it together. why doesn't floyd know a man's heart, a fat octopus' at that!! )
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[ apparently morays can pout, as exemplified by floyd here. he looks at azul like he's a puppy that just got kicked by its owner. ]
But that's when I notice the most how tiny you are~ [ another squeeze at his waist. ] You know, women used to wear corsets to have a waist like yours!
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( is it because they're that mermaid old, or is it because floyd listens during history class about outfits that he images azul in? who knows. )
I wish you would notice it more when I have clothes on, I work really hard on this silhouette of mine. ( okay but look, there's the little takoyaki machine in sight, now go be a good boy and insert your madol for it to dispense you one. )
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[ of course that would get him to listen..
and be quiet, he's already digging in his pockets for some money. ]
Then why do you always wear those flowy nightgowns? They look way too big on you and we can't even see your body~ [ please, azul, wear some sexy lingerie in the future. ]
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( azul can hear that jingle, but he's also curious if floyd has like.. a super, rare coin or something as you know.. a coin collector would think about. )
Because I like them, and it's easier to walk around in. You don't have to see my body all the time, Floyd. I wish you'd wear clothes late at night, walking around the dormitory naked has to be against the rules..
( he doesn't have any, but he'll ask idia.
once they get to the vending machine though, azul's already looking at ... all the garbage inside. ew. ... but it looks good, sighs. )
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But I like your body~ I guess playing with those gowns is nice too.. Sometimes. [ most of the time he just lifts them up and asks if azul is hiding his tentacles down there.
and look, he finally found his money. would it kill him to carry an actual wallet? maybe. ]
Hmmm, what serving size should I get~ [ his finger is hovering back and forth between LARGE and EXTRA LARGE.. ]
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( yeah, he knows you freak. you're into seeing him naked, but he has a kink, and that's being fully clothed so that you can't see his moobs.. or muffintop, ugh. )
Why not get the Activia at the very bottom? It's cheaper.
( and healthier... )
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[ and they both love each other VERY much. ]
Eeehh.. No.. I don't like it. [ thus he slams his finger on that Extra Large Serving Size button. ] If you want, you can have a bite or two. [ that's fucked up, floyd, and you know it. ]
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( that's enough gay speech for him today. )
I'd say you and Jade are enough for me.
( that's for the "or two" comment. certainly that's what floyd meant in that regard, and not them fucking takoyaki balls. )
So I'll pass on the carbs, besides, you're the one who enjoys eating my kin in such a manner. ( he says that like it doesn't bother him, and well, it don't. )
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No carbs, huh.. [ that's so horrible, that's like taking away 50% of floyd's food intake. the other 50% is snacks. ] What about~ Cottage cheese?
[ p r o t e i n. ]
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( that cottage cheese has its teas and is good for him.. hello... he's surprised, more than surprised...
then again, floyd does nothing but let him down!!! there's no way he knows about these secrets.
i say this, but he be cooking in mostro lounge for how long? he knows how to cook, dress sexy, and wait at tables. )
Could it be you might make me something special?
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[ sorry, he wasn't listening because he's stuffing his face with takoyaki now. he already didn't hear the question about how he knows about the secrets of cottage cheese, so he just assumes that azul agrees that cottage cheese is good for him. ]
Do you want me to? [ floyd, don't.. speak with your mouth full.. ] I can do that, you know~
[ more chewing and swallowing. ]
Something low-fat, low-carb and low-calorie but high in protein so it makes you feel full for longer.. I can do that~
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( let him go on and make that clear, he wants something nice, and while that giant missile is really nice — he wants something edible. knowing floyd, he'll somehow find his way to talking about that package in his pants, and that isn't what azul wants at the moment. not that he has a dead sex drive, but he's going to starve if floyd keeps thinking with his dick lmfaooo. )
But.. if you know something good, then I'll try it. If it's good enough, we can put it on the menu —
( mostro lounge is normally taken care of by jade since he has the right idea on what others would like to eat, but maybe azul can trust floyd with this just this one time. ) It'd be your first time getting that far, so don't disappoint me....
( pause, pause. a little scritch under floyd's chin. )
Poopsie.
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Hmmmm~ [ he tilts his head back a little, so azul has more room to scritch under his chin. ] Yes, yes, I'll make you something delicious~
[ after this last ball of takoyaki. how fleeting life and food his. he should have gotten two servings, really. ]
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( another light scritch, his fingers bending every so often as he stops once floyd indulges in his late bite of takoyaki. it should be a crime that azul stands right here, coddling this eel with affection as he eats away at the balls of what used to be kin. it's a blatant threat, or that's what another person would think if they had to watch what unfolded, but he shows no worry as his mind focuses on what's more important —
that spec of takoyaki sauce that litters floyd's bottom lip, a tempting taste of something azul loves and wishes he could loathe even more. he's already hungry, that's why he's hopeful towards whatever floyd has in mind, and while he could just look away and wait for the other to lick it up.. the idiot doesn't. azul's eyes continue to stare at that specific area, and if anyone around them didn't know better — they'd think that azul has that expression of love in his eyes, unwavering in this instance.
as he removes his hand from under the male's chin, he instead reaches to grab the loose tie around floyd's neck, wrapping his fingers around the fabric to pull him forward. like an octopus that's decided on his prey, his eyes glitch to horizontal, black pupils and once the other is close enough, his mouth parts and his tongue flicks at floyd's bottom lip. with the substance taken care of, the taste lingering now in azul's mouth as he releases floyd's tie — )
Hm.. ( he's savoring the taste, ashamed of himself as he pulls away, and takes a step back to place distance. ) I trust you in what you'll make for me.