Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[quintuplet]

Well, we both know that word isn't a regular part of my vocabulary.

[polecontrol]

I know it isn't. But I'm willing to put a lot on the table in order to hear it.

[quintuplet]

Like, say, for example, you in nothing but a pair of very expensive heels and your emerald green crown?

[polecontrol]

That's on the table, yeah. Assuming you can accept me in the most expensive pair of heels I already own.

[quintuplet]

I think I'm willing to make that compromise.

[polecontrol]

Done. Do you want a preview now, or should we let it all sink in at once when you get here?

[quintuplet]

I'd like one now, please.

[ she's impatient like that. see also: the use of the word "please." ]

[polecontrol]

You got it.

[She's not quite sure how to pose for Esme, so the first shot is just her with one hand holding her phone and the other on her hip.]

[quintuplet]

[ it's a nice photo, but esme believes lorna can do better. ]

Can I give you a few pointers?

[polecontrol]

Please.

[quintuplet]

Do you have something to sit on?

[polecontrol]

Other than the obvious joke about my favorite thing to sit on texting me, I've got a bed, an ottoman and a folding chair

[quintuplet]

[ she lets out a snerk at lorna's joke, her shameless confession as amusing as it is pleasing. ]

Do the bed.

[ since the others don't exactly constitute as sexy places. ]

Sit on the edge, legs spread, heels on the floor, lean slightly forward, and look into the camera lens as though you're looking at me. Simple.

[polecontrol]

[Gay, Esme. Even Lorna knows that joke was terrible, and she'd make fun of Esme if she knew she'd actually appreciated it. She'd be tremendously happy, but she'd still make fun of Esme.]

Coming right up.

[And the next picture comes in. She's got the pose down, at least, even if her expression looks more wistful than sexy.]

[quintuplet]

[ what can she say? she likes lorna's dumb jokes. ]

Not bad. I'm starting to think Fifty Shades of Grey has got nothing on Fifty Shades of Emerald Green.