Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[quintuplet]

[ she lets out a snerk at lorna's joke, her shameless confession as amusing as it is pleasing. ]

Do the bed.

[ since the others don't exactly constitute as sexy places. ]

Sit on the edge, legs spread, heels on the floor, lean slightly forward, and look into the camera lens as though you're looking at me. Simple.

[polecontrol]

[Gay, Esme. Even Lorna knows that joke was terrible, and she'd make fun of Esme if she knew she'd actually appreciated it. She'd be tremendously happy, but she'd still make fun of Esme.]

Coming right up.

[And the next picture comes in. She's got the pose down, at least, even if her expression looks more wistful than sexy.]

[quintuplet]

[ what can she say? she likes lorna's dumb jokes. ]

Not bad. I'm starting to think Fifty Shades of Grey has got nothing on Fifty Shades of Emerald Green.