Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[mythrone]

Then you're in luck!

What's on your mind?

[bookkeeper]

What can I say? I always was a favourite for Lady Luck.

What isn't? Can't sleep. Figured I could bug you.

[mythrone]

Assuming I'm up late these days is usually a safe bet.

Maybe we can entertain each other.

[bookkeeper]

What did you have in mind?

You're not going to say we play a game of chess, are you?

[mythrone]

No way.

I was thinking along the lines of sexting. Maybe even some FaceTime if you wanted.

1/2

[bookkeeper]

Sexting? You guys actually do that here?

[ way to miss the point, nathan. ]

[bookkeeper]

Wait
Are you asking me to sext?
with you?

[mythrone]

We have cell phones, so why not?

I guess I am. Should I not have?

[bookkeeper]

I mean. I’m HONOURED that you’re even interested in me.
Usually it isn’t royalty that wants my ass. It’s the authorities.