Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[mythrone]

We have cell phones, so why not?

I guess I am. Should I not have?

[bookkeeper]

I mean. I’m HONOURED that you’re even interested in me.
Usually it isn’t royalty that wants my ass. It’s the authorities.