Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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3 - your call on whether a mistext

[oracle_knows]

askfj

... you do realise you've never knowingly seen me with my mask off? For that matter you've never seen me out of costume.

[sequinns]

You could be totally naked EXCEPT for your mask.
I’d be down with that.

[oracle_knows]

...

I don't know what to say. Other than that my body would probably disappoint you.

[sequinns]

Are you hiding a dick or something under your batsuit?
(Spoiler: would still be ok with that)
What? Are you spanxing a muffin top?
A little cellulite?
Scar that looks like a set of nuts?
Please.
I fucked the Joker.
Even if you’re hiding something freakish I dig freakish.

[oracle_knows]

I'm hiding absolutely nothing.
And that's the problem.
I'm flat as a ballerina. The rest's just padding.

[Flat as a gymnast would be a better description, but she's not giving that information away.]

[sequinns]

Don’t know flat is the new chic?
Have you ever seen one of those classy af runway models with huge bazongas?
No you have not.
And do you know why?

[oracle_knows]

Because half-assed male designers want girls who look like coathangers? And because half-starved models are too drained to argue or fight back?

[sequinns]

Siiiiiiiigh
No.
Because it’s possible to have a hot bod and a tight ass without big tits.
That and you can’t bra-up with those ducking outfits.
With those power walks they do big tits would probably bounce up and smack them in the face.

[oracle_knows]

Or they make those designs and set those walks because they have models that are basically skin and bone.

So that's my big secret. And I know which posters of which heroes sell.

[sequinns]

The fuck do you want some downstairs dwelling creep to be getting off on the poster of you he has taped up in his mom's basement anyway?

[oracle_knows]

I don't. But people are going to sell posters anyway. If we trademark ourselves we can at least keep the posters tasteful. We didn't get rid of SupergirlUpskirts.com by punching it until it went away.