Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[sequinns]

Don’t know flat is the new chic?
Have you ever seen one of those classy af runway models with huge bazongas?
No you have not.
And do you know why?

[oracle_knows]

Because half-assed male designers want girls who look like coathangers? And because half-starved models are too drained to argue or fight back?

[sequinns]

Siiiiiiiigh
No.
Because it’s possible to have a hot bod and a tight ass without big tits.
That and you can’t bra-up with those ducking outfits.
With those power walks they do big tits would probably bounce up and smack them in the face.

[oracle_knows]

Or they make those designs and set those walks because they have models that are basically skin and bone.

So that's my big secret. And I know which posters of which heroes sell.

[sequinns]

The fuck do you want some downstairs dwelling creep to be getting off on the poster of you he has taped up in his mom's basement anyway?

[oracle_knows]

I don't. But people are going to sell posters anyway. If we trademark ourselves we can at least keep the posters tasteful. We didn't get rid of SupergirlUpskirts.com by punching it until it went away.