Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Well, you said you'd rather have a misfire

[scatterflower]

[Guess what Naoto? You just got a text with Chika here in an entirely too small bikini sucking on a popsicle. Also, there's a text message immediately after that.]

So... how badly does this make you want these lips around you instead?

god bless

[fifthgeneration]

[Given she's waiting for intel from a case, she's actually expecting a text from a number she doesn't know.

What she doesn't expect is this...]

U HAVE THE WRONG #

[Honey, let's talk about how small that bikini is. Naoto can recommend lots of bras that fully cover.]

[scatterflower]

[ ... Okay, that was not what she was expecting how the hell did she have a wrong number? That doesn't make sense she went and choose this from her contacts and-

-... Oh. Oh crap. Somehow the contact didn't have the right number in there. Oh god. ]

I'M SO SORRY!! I don't kno how that happened but I think I screwed up when I had to re-enter my contacts. O///O

[fifthgeneration]

ITS OK

IT HAPPENS

BTW BIKINI LOOKED SMALL

INTENTIONAL?

[Hopefully she's used to Naoto's weird way of texting. Or even able to decipher it.

As long as they're texting maybe she can at least try to be a little sociable?]

[scatterflower]

[ Either way she's already changing it to what the number should be, though she's a little not in the mood to send the pic to it's intended recipient right now.]

Yeah, I know it happens sometimes but this is really ridiculous!

But yean, it's totally, completely intentional. Though I kinda thought that would've been completely obvious.

[fifthgeneration]

WASNT SURE

IM SORRY U GOT WRONG #

PERSON INTENDED 4 WOULD HAVE LIKED IT

[For obvious reasons ;)]

[scatterflower]

Yeah, he definitely would. If I didn't know that I wouldn't have sent it to him. ^^

[ She's glad she didn't actually go through with her first plan now. Sending whoever this was nudes instead of just a bikini shot would've been so much worse.]

[fifthgeneration]

HE IS A LUCKY GUY

OR SO MY MALE FRIENDS WOULD SAY

[scatterflower]

You know without that last part I would've assumed you were flirting with me? [ Which might have been nice if she had any idea of who she was talking to. But she didn't, so whatever. ]

... Not that you need to be a guy to flirt with me I think that's besides the point.

[fifthgeneration]

AM I FLIRTING?

BAD AT THIS

LOTS OF GIRLS STILL LIKE ME

GENDER IS IRRELEVANT

[She's honestly not boasting, just saying that yes, girls can flirt with girls.]

[scatterflower]

Nah, the second line made that pretty clear.

... Which is probably a good thing, flirting over text is prolly not a good way to learn it.

[fifthgeneration]

WITHOUT PROPER BODY LANGUAGE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ONE IS SAYING

WRITTEN WORD OVER TEXT LEADS TO ASSUMPTIONS

BEST TO TAKE TEXTS AT FACE VALUE

Sorry this is so late feel free to ignore it

[scatterflower]

Yeah prolly a good idea. Definitely makes things more simple, at least.