Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[fifthgeneration]

HE IS A LUCKY GUY

OR SO MY MALE FRIENDS WOULD SAY

[scatterflower]

You know without that last part I would've assumed you were flirting with me? [ Which might have been nice if she had any idea of who she was talking to. But she didn't, so whatever. ]

... Not that you need to be a guy to flirt with me I think that's besides the point.

[fifthgeneration]

AM I FLIRTING?

BAD AT THIS

LOTS OF GIRLS STILL LIKE ME

GENDER IS IRRELEVANT

[She's honestly not boasting, just saying that yes, girls can flirt with girls.]

[scatterflower]

Nah, the second line made that pretty clear.

... Which is probably a good thing, flirting over text is prolly not a good way to learn it.

[fifthgeneration]

WITHOUT PROPER BODY LANGUAGE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ONE IS SAYING

WRITTEN WORD OVER TEXT LEADS TO ASSUMPTIONS

BEST TO TAKE TEXTS AT FACE VALUE

Sorry this is so late feel free to ignore it

[scatterflower]

Yeah prolly a good idea. Definitely makes things more simple, at least.