Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Charlie Prince | OC | M/F

[brandnewchance]

some assumed cr if you don't mind?

[truthpuke]

Are you busy this weekend?

of course not! in this house, we love marta

[brandnewchance]

I was debating doing some yard work, but that's negotiable. What's up?

yours is a fine house then

[truthpuke]

I was thinking...we could try some of the things we talked about last time? With your mouth?

[ is she too shy to directly ask for oral sex? yes. yes she is. ]

we certainly try

[brandnewchance]

[Oh.

That's … not the invitation to lunch or a movie (or one of a thousand other innocuous activities) that Charlie is expecting.)

Okay.]

I could do that. I mean, I'd really like to, yeah.

[truthpuke]

[ Oh god. This was a mistake wasn't it? ]

Sorry for just kind of throwing that out there.

I wasn't sure how...

I'm not very good at this.

[brandnewchance]

You're doing fine. And believe me, I'm hardly offended.

I mean, we wouldn't have talked about it already if there wasn't some interest on both our parts, right?

Is there anything else that you think you might like, too?

[A real Casanova, this one.]

[truthpuke]

Um. Well.
I haven't thought specifics but...with you, I'd like to try a lot of things.

[brandnewchance]

That's okay. We can figure it out as we go. But I'll have you know, I will be very happy to do the mouth thing.

[packyourknives]

I'm bored and alone. What are you doing?

[ooc: can be a misfire or you can assume they've met, up to you!]

[brandnewchance]

[ooc: I'm good with some assumed CR!]

Same, just watching a documentary. What's up?

[packyourknives]

You want to grab a drink or something? I'm all dressed up with nothing to do.

[brandnewchance]

Love to. Just need to get my pants back on. Where?

[packyourknives]

How about that Mexican place at Luxor?
And don't make me think about you not wearing pants, Charlie.

[brandnewchance]

That sounds great. Meet you there as soon as I can. Don't get started on the margaritas without me.

Oh, why? Does the thought of my thighs get you a little flustered?

[Charlie, PLS.]

[packyourknives]

Fine, and I'm ordering the extra-large nachos.
And if you must know, I'm a little bit horny.

[brandnewchance]

Perfect. Hopefully I'll make it in time to share.

Mmhm. So you're looking for some after-dinner activities as well? I mean, I don't want to presume, but …

[packyourknives]

I didn't text you to fuck you but if you want to get handsy later I wouldn't stop you.
I mean, any man who wants to make out after watching me pig out on nachos is a certain degree of sexy.

[brandnewchance]

I suppose it's not entirely very alluring to spell out meanings, but … I'm out of practice with the whole innuendo thing. Maybe I was never very adept at the first place.

I just don't want to make a wrong move here, you know? Anyway, I would be very happy to make out with you after nachos. I wouldn't even mind the taste on your lips.

[packyourknives]

You're adorable, but you don't have to worry. I texted you because you're not one of those pervy assholes.

Are you comfortable with my flirting though? Because I don't want to be one of those pervy assholes either.