Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[packyourknives]

Fine, and I'm ordering the extra-large nachos.
And if you must know, I'm a little bit horny.

[brandnewchance]

Perfect. Hopefully I'll make it in time to share.

Mmhm. So you're looking for some after-dinner activities as well? I mean, I don't want to presume, but …

[packyourknives]

I didn't text you to fuck you but if you want to get handsy later I wouldn't stop you.
I mean, any man who wants to make out after watching me pig out on nachos is a certain degree of sexy.

[brandnewchance]

I suppose it's not entirely very alluring to spell out meanings, but … I'm out of practice with the whole innuendo thing. Maybe I was never very adept at the first place.

I just don't want to make a wrong move here, you know? Anyway, I would be very happy to make out with you after nachos. I wouldn't even mind the taste on your lips.

[packyourknives]

You're adorable, but you don't have to worry. I texted you because you're not one of those pervy assholes.

Are you comfortable with my flirting though? Because I don't want to be one of those pervy assholes either.