Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Harleen Quinzel | dc comics

[harlequindoll]

01. I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.

02. Thanks for the lesson on dirty dancing.

03. Pretty much all my pajamas are shirts of people I shacked up with in college.

04. If I come over it means nothing.

05. [ text her! ]

04

[ultimatethrill]

OK, so what if you come under?

Re: 04

[harlequindoll]

Help me figure out exactly how to do that and you'll find out.

[ultimatethrill]

Well first it involves me on top, pinning you down and kissing all up and down those wonderful legs of yours while I give you the best view in all of Gotham.

[Here she shares a picture of herself in a mirror with her pants half down flashing her bare ass.]

[harlequindoll]

My legs definitely aren’t as wonderful as your ass.
But this reminds me:
How do you feel about spanking?

[ultimatethrill]

Hands or paddles?
Aw who am I kidding, both are fun in different ways.
But you sure you got some sting in your swing Doc?
Are you as strong as you are smart?

[harlequindoll]

There’s a lot more than hands or paddles.
I guess you’ll just have to find out.
Though decades of gymnastics point to yes.
Particularly when it comes to my thighs.

[ultimatethrill]

Ooo I knew there was a reason I liked you enough to give you my number Doc.

Care to give your favorite patient a little preview of those magic legs?

[harlequindoll]

How did I know you were in it for the flogging more than the blonde hair and glasses?

[ It’s followed by a picture of her legs, from feet to hips where the edge of a t-shirt shows, that makes it obvious she’s not wearing anything but panties and heels (that are definitely not the same sensible kitten heels she wears to work) from the waist down. ]

[ultimatethrill]

Oh believe me, the glasses help.

People don't believe me when I say it but smart girls are hot. And knowing how smart you really are is how I know how dangerous you are.

And you're my shrink so you know how much I love danger.

[In response to that picture is a close up of Roxy's painted lips, her tongue out lewdly licking her lips with an obvious hunger.]

[harlequindoll]

[ Harleen really needs to stop fucking her patients, but damn it all if it doesn’t make it a thousand times hotter. ]

I’m smart enough to know where I’d like that pretty mouth right now.

[ultimatethrill]

People do say I talk too much.

But I think if I was kneeling down between those legs while you were in that nice expensive looking desk chair of yours I'd still be making too much noise. I wanna bury myself so deep inside you that I can never forget how you taste. How you smell and how you feel against me.

[harlequindoll]

I’m not complaining if your mouth’s moving.
I see.
I’ll have to pencil you in for a double session.
And make sure there’s no one who’s going to interrupt us.
Then you can make all the noise you want.

[ultimatethrill]

I just get this feeling in my gut when I'm around you.

It's like falling from a plane and not knowing if my parachute is gonna work.

Or sinking into the ocean, getting all light headed and enjoying it.

How can someone so fancy, so proper and smart feel more dangerous then any stunt I've ever pulled?

[harlequindoll]

Listen to you, waxing poetic about ME.

If I had to make a clinical diagnosis, I'd say you like the thrill of getting caught.

Or maybe you just like my pussy.

Either is valid.

[ultimatethrill]

Believe it or not, I did ok in English. I was better in science and P.E though.

Still lousy at math.

But yeah that sounds about right. Both of those options makes my stomach flip.

I've never felt like...addicted to a person the way I am to adrenaline or fame.

But right now I'd do all sorts of stupid things just to be with you.

[harlequindoll]

Let’s say I came back into the office and bribed a guard to look other way.
Just so you could fuck me senseless in your cell tonight.
Would you do that?

[ultimatethrill]

Well there is one...tiny, small problem with that.

And I mean yeah I totally would.

But I may have broken out a couple hours ago.

[This next pic must have been on a timer because it's far enough back that Harleen can see that Roxy is in someone's auto body shop, naked from the waist down clearly tearing apart a car to repurpose it's parts.]

Not gonna rat me out are ya doc?

[harlequindoll]

Well, that depends, doesn't it?

[ultimatethrill]

Ooo scary.

What are your demands?