Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[ultimatethrill]

People do say I talk too much.

But I think if I was kneeling down between those legs while you were in that nice expensive looking desk chair of yours I'd still be making too much noise. I wanna bury myself so deep inside you that I can never forget how you taste. How you smell and how you feel against me.

[harlequindoll]

I’m not complaining if your mouth’s moving.
I see.
I’ll have to pencil you in for a double session.
And make sure there’s no one who’s going to interrupt us.
Then you can make all the noise you want.

[ultimatethrill]

I just get this feeling in my gut when I'm around you.

It's like falling from a plane and not knowing if my parachute is gonna work.

Or sinking into the ocean, getting all light headed and enjoying it.

How can someone so fancy, so proper and smart feel more dangerous then any stunt I've ever pulled?

[harlequindoll]

Listen to you, waxing poetic about ME.

If I had to make a clinical diagnosis, I'd say you like the thrill of getting caught.

Or maybe you just like my pussy.

Either is valid.

[ultimatethrill]

Believe it or not, I did ok in English. I was better in science and P.E though.

Still lousy at math.

But yeah that sounds about right. Both of those options makes my stomach flip.

I've never felt like...addicted to a person the way I am to adrenaline or fame.

But right now I'd do all sorts of stupid things just to be with you.

[harlequindoll]

Let’s say I came back into the office and bribed a guard to look other way.
Just so you could fuck me senseless in your cell tonight.
Would you do that?

[ultimatethrill]

Well there is one...tiny, small problem with that.

And I mean yeah I totally would.

But I may have broken out a couple hours ago.

[This next pic must have been on a timer because it's far enough back that Harleen can see that Roxy is in someone's auto body shop, naked from the waist down clearly tearing apart a car to repurpose it's parts.]

Not gonna rat me out are ya doc?

[harlequindoll]

Well, that depends, doesn't it?

[ultimatethrill]

Ooo scary.

What are your demands?