Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Magilou | Tales of Berseria | OTA

[magikadab]

[dragon_blossom]

hey absolute beauty queen sexy-ass witch

[magikadab]

Oh, by all means, keep going! There must be a few more adjectives rattling around in that pretty little head of yours?

[dragon_blossom]

you're clearly a genius with good taste if you know how pretty I am too <3

[magikadab]

Oh, absolutely! The prettiest little thing in the world.

Though I don't know if I can call you a 'good' girl. Texting me on a schoolnight, and all. Naughty.

that needy?

[dragon_blossom]

I'm a nasty little girl that's why I have to be so pretty to make up for it ❤

even on a school night I can't help it

[magikadab]

It almost sounds like you want me to punish you for that, dear.



well, good for you, i want to anyway!

Take everything you're wearing off. You're sleeping naked tonight.

[dragon_blossom]

I think I deserve it.

[ Magilou will want proof, right? So in a minute, Umi takes a picture of herself in her full length mirror, totally, completely naked. Notably, she seems to have shaved or waxed completely downstairs. ]

[magikadab]

I wonder what you went and did a thing like that for? Looking to attract anyone?

['That' being the shaving, of course. She admires the picture for a second, and then -]

Do you remember the toys I bought you? Go and get your favorite.

[dragon_blossom]

I hope someone finds it attractive. it wasn't easy haha.

yes ma'am

[ It's hard to pick a favorite - but she can pick what she's in the mood for.

So she sends Magilou a picture of herself laying down, the flat base of a butt plug that has to be too big for a tiny thing like her sitting on her tummy. ]

[magikadab]

My, if you say a thing like that, I might end up posting this online. ❤

Have you used it yet? Or do you just like the idea of it?

[dragon_blossom]

you'd really put it out there for a bunch of creepy old perverts to jack off to me? how cruel ;_;

I can only fit a little bit of it. I want it all eventually.

[magikadab]

Only because I know you'd love it. You can imagine it spreading around the internet, can't you?

Lube? Let's give it a try tonight, since you clearly aren't interested in going to bed like a good girl.

[dragon_blossom]

Oh no you caught me. I'm getting hornier thinking about it.

[ Another picture. This time, it's Umi's ass, cheeks spread, a bottle of lube sitting next to her. ]

[magikadab]

I'll let you put on a mask or something, dear.

But anything you send me from now on is getting posted.

Take a picture.

[dragon_blossom]

You're too kind tbh.

[ And she doesn't put a mask on because she'd have to go looking for it and like... that'd be a waste of time. But hey, the next picture doesn't have her face - although the awkward angle she needs to take a picture of working two lubed up fingers into her backside wouldn't allow for that. ]

[alwayshangry]

If you don't stop making oblique jokes about it around Laphicet, I'm going to stop fucking you.

[A bold threat she may or may not have the willpower to carry out.]

[magikadab]

So I can make jokes about it around anyone else? You're so generous!

[alwayshangry]

I don't care what anyone else thinks. If they're old enough to know what a slut is I don't have to make excuses for you.

[magikadab]

And? What will you do if I don't stop?

Not stop fucking me, we both know you won't. Oh, sure, you'd stop for a while, but then I'd say something that *really* gets under your skin, rattles around in that skull of yours as you try to sleep. You aren't the kind of person who thinks through your problems. You need to fix them with your hands.

Would it be a hand around my throat? Slamming me into the wall? Slapping me?

Those are some juicy incentives.

I do love running through your mind, Velvet.

[alwayshangry]

[Fuck. God. Magilou is such a bitch. Velvet wants to demolish her. The thought of her lithe lithe little body beaten and bruised, shaking from pain and pleasure... and it's exactly what she wants, too. Dammit. You can't win against a stupid, sexy masochist.


...actually]

Missionary. Slow and gentle. With the lights off. One round.

It's one rule. One that I'm serious about, anyway. Follow it and I'll choke you all you want. There are plenty of other ways to piss me off.