Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[magikadab]

So I can make jokes about it around anyone else? You're so generous!

[alwayshangry]

I don't care what anyone else thinks. If they're old enough to know what a slut is I don't have to make excuses for you.

[magikadab]

And? What will you do if I don't stop?

Not stop fucking me, we both know you won't. Oh, sure, you'd stop for a while, but then I'd say something that *really* gets under your skin, rattles around in that skull of yours as you try to sleep. You aren't the kind of person who thinks through your problems. You need to fix them with your hands.

Would it be a hand around my throat? Slamming me into the wall? Slapping me?

Those are some juicy incentives.

I do love running through your mind, Velvet.

[alwayshangry]

[Fuck. God. Magilou is such a bitch. Velvet wants to demolish her. The thought of her lithe lithe little body beaten and bruised, shaking from pain and pleasure... and it's exactly what she wants, too. Dammit. You can't win against a stupid, sexy masochist.


...actually]

Missionary. Slow and gentle. With the lights off. One round.

It's one rule. One that I'm serious about, anyway. Follow it and I'll choke you all you want. There are plenty of other ways to piss me off.