Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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natasha romanoff | mcu

[bozhemoi]

( f/m genuine; ota misfires )

[tr1ckortreat]

I've always wondered what you look like under that tight cat suit of yours.

[bozhemoi]

Do you think you’ve earned a right to find out, or has your imagination finally failed you?

[tr1ckortreat]

I believe I have.

Oh, my imagination knows no bounds it is just I wish to visualise for real. Too afraid to offer me a peek?

[bozhemoi]

Afraid isn’t the word I’d use. What do I get in return?

[tr1ckortreat]

Oh, you're curious now, aren't you?

Perhaps you'll get to see a god in all his naked glory.

[Would she take the bait?]

[bozhemoi]

It’s a flaw in my personality.

You really do enjoy calling yourself a god, don’t you? I’m sure Thor would oblige me if I asked.

[ even if she were to take the bait, she was hardly going to make it easy and she was always going to suspect an ulterior motive. ]

You show me yours, and I might let you see mine if you’re as godly as you think you are.

[tr1ckortreat]

Nothing wrong with being curious.

Oh, but Thor does not have a silver-tongue like mine. It can't perform the intricate things mine can in the bedroom.

[Loki prided himself on how wicked he was with his tongue.]

You tease, Agent. Yet, I will offer to show you mine, if you show me yours.

[bozhemoi]

Until I end up in a conversation with you.

Oh, so now your silver-tongue is on offer, Loki? I thought this was purely show and tell. Now you’re involving the bedroom. So you want to look and you want to touch?

That’s an entirely different negotiation, silver-tongue or not. I’ll give you a few points for confidence and playing to your strengths.

[ natasha was entertaining this idea far more than she should. while he had done some truly despicable things, it wasn’t as if she had a clean past in order to judge him. she would perhaps give him a little reminder now and again that things weren’t forgotten. ]

[tr1ckortreat]

Oh, it's far more than that. How about we do show and tell first and if you like what you see we can move onto other things.

[He's trying here and knowing he's got a rather tough opponent on the other end of his phone. Yet, the God of Mischief isn't one to give up and he's hoping he gets to see what he desires by the end of the night.]

I think I deserve more than a few points, Agent. You know I'm no ordinary man.

[bozhemoi]

You do like a challenge, don't you? It does make me wonder just how bored you might get once all the fun of the chase is over.

[ which was as close as he was going to get to a straight out 'yes' she would show first, then see. she was also genuinely serious about trying to gauge just how much of this was purely for the battle and momentary victory. ]

I know you like reminding us mere mortals of it. Constantly.

[ a beat, and then there was a photo that followed. Nothing too explicit yet, just enough to show off her legs. it was the most skin of hers he would have ever seen regardless. ]

[tr1ckortreat]

Oh yes, I love a good challenge. Keeps you on your toes you see.

[He won't get bored until he gets what he wants. Loki was a very demanding man and she was about to find that out. At the picture he gazed at it for a few moments, admiring her rather attractive legs. To be fair he took a photo of his own slender thighs for her to gaze at.]

Nice legs. Although, I'm sure you can do better than that.

[bozhemoi]

Oh no, this is much more fun. You might want to be kept on your toes but I enjoy keeping up a sense of anticipation. Can’t send the money shot straight away ;)

[ natasha returned to studying his photograph for a few moments longer. there were never going to be scars on Loki’s skin. no real indication of how long he’d lived, or the battles he’d seen - instigated by him or not. and while he wasn’t as muscular as thor, she knew it didn’t mean he lacked strength. not at all.

finally she sent him another image, this time of her bare back as she positioned herself in front of a mirror to take it. red hair swept out of the way, head turned to the side so she could see that she was taking the right angle. the scars weren’t obvious on her back, any that lingered from gun shot wounds were far more obvious when her torso was on show. but he hadn’t earned that yet.

there was, however, a second photo that soon followed. same angle, but she had moved so that he could see her ass. ]

I know youuuuu

[notjustasuit]

I can’t wait to get home and get you out of those clothes.

you dooooo

[bozhemoi]

I’m so glad your poker face isn’t always perfect. The looks you’ve been giving me has been more than worth the effort of dressing up.

[notjustasuit]

If I was interrogating you, I would probably do a terrible job at it.

[bozhemoi]

Oh, I don’t know. I think you’d end up having me say all sorts of things if you were to stick to a more physical interrogation.

<3 sorry for my delays, don’t leave me!

[notjustasuit]

If it were THAT kind of interrogation, I’m not sure I’d want you to talk.

Maybe just moan a little... or a LOT...

Never!

[bozhemoi]

Does this mean we need to introduce a little role play, Ross?

I’m glad you didn’t meet the old me, but there is a part of me still wishing we’d played a bit of cat and mouse in the spy world.

<3 List that under things that would be fun to AU RP...

[notjustasuit]

Is that a trick question?

I think you were a bit busy with Captain America at the time.

yes please love writing bad nat

[bozhemoi]

No, I’m genuinely curious and not about to use any answer you give as leverage.

He has a habit of creating situations that end with me on the run. Better I stick with you.

Let’s do it!

[notjustasuit]

Ha. I’m not sure any man in his right mind would say no to roleplay. Especially to you.

So what you’re saying is I’m the safer option.

Yass!

[bozhemoi]

Can you spare a few ties from your collection?

Is that a trick question? I wouldn’t say safer. You rebel against the system in your own way. And I think we’d run together. Or am I wrong?

Yay!

[notjustasuit]

For you, I’m pretty sure I could spare the entire collection.

T’challa can confirm I did just that. Broke some rules helping them.

If it were a choice between locking you up or running with you? Before I knew you yeah, I would’ve done everything in my power to take you down. Can’t imagine being anywhere but at your side now.

[bozhemoi]

Let’s start with four. Might end up going through all of them eventually...

I’m sure he appreciated it. Seems like we’re all good at knowing how to bend the rules and not just break them.

That’s completely fair and I would never hold it against you. But I think I’d have won. Now that’s a truth that’ll warm a girl’s heart.