Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[notjustasuit]

If I was interrogating you, I would probably do a terrible job at it.

[bozhemoi]

Oh, I don’t know. I think you’d end up having me say all sorts of things if you were to stick to a more physical interrogation.

<3 sorry for my delays, don’t leave me!

[notjustasuit]

If it were THAT kind of interrogation, I’m not sure I’d want you to talk.

Maybe just moan a little... or a LOT...

Never!

[bozhemoi]

Does this mean we need to introduce a little role play, Ross?

I’m glad you didn’t meet the old me, but there is a part of me still wishing we’d played a bit of cat and mouse in the spy world.

<3 List that under things that would be fun to AU RP...

[notjustasuit]

Is that a trick question?

I think you were a bit busy with Captain America at the time.

yes please love writing bad nat

[bozhemoi]

No, I’m genuinely curious and not about to use any answer you give as leverage.

He has a habit of creating situations that end with me on the run. Better I stick with you.

Let’s do it!

[notjustasuit]

Ha. I’m not sure any man in his right mind would say no to roleplay. Especially to you.

So what you’re saying is I’m the safer option.

Yass!

[bozhemoi]

Can you spare a few ties from your collection?

Is that a trick question? I wouldn’t say safer. You rebel against the system in your own way. And I think we’d run together. Or am I wrong?

Yay!

[notjustasuit]

For you, I’m pretty sure I could spare the entire collection.

T’challa can confirm I did just that. Broke some rules helping them.

If it were a choice between locking you up or running with you? Before I knew you yeah, I would’ve done everything in my power to take you down. Can’t imagine being anywhere but at your side now.

[bozhemoi]

Let’s start with four. Might end up going through all of them eventually...

I’m sure he appreciated it. Seems like we’re all good at knowing how to bend the rules and not just break them.

That’s completely fair and I would never hold it against you. But I think I’d have won. Now that’s a truth that’ll warm a girl’s heart.