tinder!

[478memes]

tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

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Samuel Solomon / Y the Mystic ✨ Superhero OC m/f

[yudodis]

Y the Mystic, ???

⤋ The Earthly Plane

Across the realms am I known, as the Sorcerer of the Storm, Chaos's Bane, Apprentice of X the Mystic! I'm seeking a similarly magically accustomed companion to share my time with. When not battling the forces of evil, I'm always up for fun.

✖

★

❤

or

Sam Solomon, 34

⤋ London

Hi, I'm Sam. I sell antiques. I love travel, which is good because I go all over the world for my work. I'm not really sure what else to say, I'm a little new to this. I haven't dated much in the past, but I hope that won't put you off.

✖

★

❤

1, I'm sorry

[trustinme]

❤

You remind me of a colorful male bird trying to attract a mate.

[ We'll pretend she swiped right just to tell him that and no other reason. ]

Worick Arcangelo | GANGSTA. | ota

[gigolopuff]

Worick Arcangelo, 35

⤋ Ergastulum

I'm a Handyman, emphasis on handy. Which means I'll do anything you want, as long as you pay me. Lucky you, I'm not terribly picky. And if I really like you, I'll do it for free. Your satisfaction is my guarantee.

✖

★

❤

[instadragon]

❤

How handy is that?

You got an Instagram?

aoi mukou | totono | ota

[yabaleys]

Aoi Characters depicted in this game are 18 years of age or older

⤋ School roof

Boop...boop...boop...
Aoi is low on battery. Let's get zappy?

✖

★

❤

[gons]

low on battery, huh

anything i can do to help you recharge, cutie?

Eleazar Wynn Kallig (Darth Occlus) | Star Wars the Old Republic | m/m

[occlus]

Eleazar Wynn Kallig, 28

⤋ Out and About

Lord of the Sith, all around rich bitch. Dreadfully bored. If you're a snore, a snooze, a drab, dull, stick in the mud- don't even bother, honey, because I'm already asleep just thinking about it.

✖

★

❤

[mayfairmonster]

❤

[Never let it be said that Dorian doesn't like meeting new people, and an alien of some kind is certainly that. It helps that he's also quite beautiful.]

All that green skin is gorgeous.

From one 'rich bitch' to another: What do you like to spend your money on?

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

Akira Kunimi, 16

⤋ Miyagi prefecture, Japan

seijoh volleyball club #13 wing spiker 183cm 66kg likes salted caramel, lofi music, midday naps dislikes overheated blood and raised voices did this on a dare tbh but that doesnt make me less single if youre still interested hmu

✖

★

❤

[happyspace]

❤

Woah!! So tall!!

Tsukishima Kei | Haikyuu!!

[moonunit]

Tsukishima Kei, 16

⤋ Miyagi prefecture, Japan

Protip: don't open with a pic if you're not ready for honest and detailed critique.

✖

★

❤

[happyspace]

❤

You're really honest!! OKAY!! I'm the one on the left!!

[azuhi]

Azumane Asahi, 18

⤋ Miyagi Prefecture, Japan

I'm the ace of my school's volleyball team. I like being in nature and tonkotsu ramen. Not just looking for a one night stand..

✖

★

❤

[kunimeh]

❤

[Kunimi might be too young for this guy to even consider a conversation with him on a dating app, but... Karasuno. As much as Kunimi generally pours down disinterested scorn on the team that somehow rehabilitated Kitagawa Daiichi's king, he's also fascinated by them.

... and Asahi's handsome as hell, but you know.]

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

Linhardt von Hevring, 22

⤋ Fodlan

I'm an aspiring scholar who enjoys a laid-back, carefree lifestyle. You're more likely to find me napping by a lake than going on a hike. I'm a healer, not a fighter. Still, I welcome all personality types. We might surprise each other.

✖

★

❤

[tr1ckortreat]

Hm, now I'm more than interested. The carefree lifestyle including lots of cuddling by the fire side then some hot, passionate sex afterwards?

[He's loving the profile there, Lin.]

Kuwana Gou | Touken Ranbu | OTA

[kuwanwan]

Kuwana Gou, [invalid value]

⤋ Fields of Honmaru

Will plough your fields hard. Not afraid to get down and dirty.

✖

★

❤

((He didn’t post this. And his one true love is farming!))

Re: Kuwana Gou | Touken Ranbu | OTA

[greenthumbliara]

[Liara too loves to garden more than anything else in the world! He gets all the hearts.]

Quincy | After L!fe | ota

[reapingdevil]

Quincy, 18

⤋ The Otherworld

I might just be working as a Reaper now but don't let that fool you. I'm the future Lord of the Underworld so don't waste my time, got it??? I like spicy food, rainy weather, and not dealing with idiot weaklings.

✖

★

❤

[happyspace]

❤

I worked the prince of a Magical Land of talking animals!! Is the underworld fun?

Raihan | Pokemon Sword/Shield | M/M

[instadragon]

Raihan, 25

⤋ Hammerlocke

#1 Gym Leader in Galar with the stamina to match

Follow me on Instagram @ raihan241
Or Onlyfans @ raihan241

✖

★

❤

[centiskorch]

Should you really be advertising yourself like this?

Loki | mcu | ota

[tr1ckortreat]

Loki, wouldn't you like to know.

⤋ Asgard

Tall, dark and handsome demi-god who enjoys reading, knife play and the occasional bondage session in bed.

✖

★

❤

Shannon Maeve | Original | OTA

[diurr]

Shannon Maeve, 29

⤋ Dubai, UAE or New York, USA

Real-estate broker, no big deal. I love to ride fast cars. Play your cards right, maybe I'll ride you too ♥.

✖

★

❤

[burnwithawesome]

Do you have a car bucket list? You know, a list of cars you need to ride in or own before you die.

The Grandmaster | mcu | OTA

[the_grandtrashmaster]

Grandmaster, don't ask, don't tell, darling.

⤋ Sakaar

Incredibly handsome powerful well-endowed master of a planet. Yes, a whole planet. Enjoys kinky sex, exotic drinks, BDSM, in fact some is just too X-rated for this site. Such a shame!

✖

★

❤

[beendeaddonethat]

"What is BDSM, pray tell, stranger?"

princess inferno ( mhik:JOKERS ) f/f

[putti]

Inferno, 18

⤋ the mall 💋

just a regular college gal with a passion for fashion! let's do each other's makeup! 💄👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

✖

★

❤

[practiceshot]

Girl, I am living for your blush.

You do that usually or did you just get prettied up for this?

nakano sorami ( mhik:ACES ) f/f

[gamergurl]

sorami, 21

⤋ my bedroom lol

streamer, gamer, egirl of ur dreams ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

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★

❤

[scissorlove]

yooo
what kinda games u like?





what kinda egirling u do?

bradley | the wizard's promise

[violence]

Bradley, 600

⤋ Manor

you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, i'm hungry

✖

★

❤

[not_a_hobby]

★

Mmm. In this case.. I must look very stupid, then. ;)

Magdalene Siel | Original | OTA

[thiswitch]

Magdalene Siel, 19

⤋ nah

Bitch witch, if you've got no spine and don't like guns don't bother.

✖

★

❤

Cassandra Garrick | OC

[cassistant]

Cassandra Garrick, 27

⤋ United Kingdom

Look, if you've figured out how to write good bios let's have a chat about that because I'm stumped. I'll give a lot of things a try at least once, think of myself as open-minded but not foolish, and I like asking questions. Not after anything in particular other than a good time, but I'm open to something more "serious" if it happens.

✖

★

❤

Harumi Taniguchi | Citrus | F/F

[practiceshot]

Harumi, age 18

⤋ wherever'll take me

First year of college, not my first year of looking for a girlfriend. I like fashion, make-up, and games. Don't be clingy.

✖

★

❤

Uriel | Makai Ouji | ota

[wannabet]

Uriel, old enough

⤋ England

One winged angel. Looking for someone to help me relax after dealing with the everyday stresses of my job and my boss. A nice calm afternoon tea would honestly be wonderful.

Recovering gambling addict, so please no activities that would involve that

✖

★

❤

Misfire | Transformers IDW | ota

[debonairsharpshooter]

Misfire, Four and a half million give or take a couple hundred thousand

⤋ Somewhere somewhen presumably at a point in Space/Time

Roguishly handsome sniper. Heroic, couragous! Has nothing to do with any sort of other pink Cybertronian Jets who also go by Misfire and happen to be frequent breakers of The Law. There is no relation. Seriously. N-O-N-E.

Must be okay with my giant purple science baby daughter, and my dinobot Amica Endura (That's like... Platonic-Best-Friend-Husband to you non-Cybertronians).

Fine with organics or other Mechanical Lifeforms.

I'm not picky.

I'm desperate.

Just a little.

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★

❤

[todlajulietty]

"Oh, you have a daughter? That's wonderful!"

lan wangji | the untamed | model au

[righteousquiet]

Lan Wangji, 32

⤋ Work

My brother made this.

✖

★

❤

Dorian Gray | The Confessions of Dorian Gray | OTA

[mayfairmonster]

Dorian Gray, (158) 20

⤋ London, England

Hedonist, lover of the arts, supernatural aficionado, and frequent traveler. Not interested in anything serious. Alcohol and drug friendly. Moralists need not apply.

✖

★

❤

[i_zeniktnanienieczeka]

"Nope. You're trying too hard."

Mammon | Milton's Paradise Lost | OTA

[goldenwolf]

Lord Mammon, Irrelevant

⤋ Anywhere beautiful

Wealthy businessman and traveler looking for a kept partner interested in fine jewelry, fine wine, and the arts. Bisexual and polyamorous a plus.

✖

★

❤

[the_grandtrashmaster]

My, my, aren't you a pretty little thing? Or maybe not so little. I love those eyes. Stunning.

[He's eyeing you up and loving those eyes.]

Fine jewellery and a fine wine? You can't go wrong with such things. How can one live without the necessities in life? I'm a rather universe-sexual myself. Meaning anything goes, darling.