Thirst Trap meme!

[yohko]

The Thirst Trap Meme


 

Set a scene, get the right angle, reveal a little thigh, and snap! A thirst trap is a sexy photo posted on social media to attract attention. It can also refer to a person considered sexy—a social-media crush. Emerging from selfie culture, the well-staged thirst trap is a provocative photo, often with a coy or confident caption, that will trap (attract) thirst (attention, in the form of comments, likes, etc.).

 

Because, really, what’s the point of posting if no one is going to notice?
 

 

How it works:

 

- Post with your character name and fandom in the subject line. Include any prefs or no-no's.

- Comment with a link to an image of your character's very own thirst trap. To be safe, label them accordingly! (i.e., NSFW or not.)

- Tag around! Respond to others! Rate them, judge them, tell them what you wanna do to them.

- Think of this as the marriage between the Hot or Not Meme and the Rate That Ass Meme.

- Have fun and be excellent to each other!

 

Comments

[aconitia]

_{[No, not the drawer. Forget mistletoe or crazy people with assault rifles, he'll die from lack of attention.]}

Have a Snickers, dude, you get mean before you've had breakfast.

Huh, I never noticed how much the peach looked like the exact curve of your ass before. I accept.

[canisunrequites]

[That's a hefty weakness to potentially exploit. Better keep it under wraps.]

Does that silver tongue of yours ever lose its edge?

Nah, I get mean when I'm woken up early after a late night.

[Hint hint. But he's up now, so no takebacks.]

I need a waterproof phone case.

[aconitia]

You're cute. It's honestly like you've never met me.

_{[That's what he needs the silver tongue and the confidence to wag it for--to distract from how a solid 75% of his bullshit is to get a reaction.]}

By chance, does the submergible phone and late night have anything to do with each other?

[canisunrequites]

Maybe I forgot you overnight? Who is this again?

[Of course he's just pulling his proverbial chain, but it's morning and he's finally out of bed and heading for the shower with the occasional yawn. Dad's up and puttering around in the kitchen. He can hear the newspaper being flipped at the table.]

No. More I need a shower and can't text on a wet phone.

[Could always call him and talk through the shower curtain and stream on speaker phone...]

[aconitia]

Is yesterday me ringing any bells?

_{[As he's in the car, it's obviously not a current picture; it might lead one to rightfully conclude he's that person who saves his best selfies to wield his abs like weapons when the mood strikes.]}

I just want to be sure you're aware you basically just said you want to take me into the shower with you. _{[Phone, his text convo--same thing.]} Is this wet and wild hour?

[canisunrequites]

Never seen that guy in my life.

[The "yesterday" also clued him into this being a past picture. Jacob's not all that big on selfies; just never jumped on the craze and the fact he's running around outside working most of the time means his phone's often left at home. But those abs are definitely admirable.]

You're the one that sent me that Hot Shower photo a moment ago. And you wouldn't be the first guy I've been naked with, you know.

[You're impossible. Hope you know that.]

No. Morning wash hour.

[aconitia]

You're right, I'm hotter.

Wow, how many of us are there? If you're looking to get more than one guy into some hot water at a time, go for the hot tub. More spacious. Shower's get cramped.

[canisunrequites]

Not sure about that. I'd have to see them side by side to really check it out.

So far, you, your ego, and your abs. That's three. Plus me. Four.

Don't think the ego'll fit. The rest are fine.

[aconitia]

Your ass is definitely bigger than my abs, I'm just putting that out there for the accuracy of your math.

But we wouldn't want your shower to be regular, would we. I'll raise the bar for the next guy you bring into it.

[canisunrequites]

Thanks. Tt's a shame yours isn't. You go straight from spine to thigh, no round at all.

I'm actually pretty good with regular showers. How often do you have non-regular showers?

it took me this long to realize i typoed showers, apostrophe shames myself

[aconitia]

Did you just call my ass flat?

_{[First his hair, now this--excuse you, sir, didn't anyone ever tell you you can't body shame based on lies and slander?]}

You have to see a lot of it in the shower. It's cool, we don't have to talk about something you're not into.

Your shame's shame's one aphostrophe's shame after another apostrophe's shame. Shower's.

[canisunrequites]

Yep. I did.

[Gonna mock his math, he'll mock your ass. Fair's fair. And he still holds he was giving his hair a compliment that it was behaving today. How he got it to stand up like that instead of being its normal curly style is a mystery he's not sure he wants to ask...]

Back up. You're losing me. Are we talking about your ass in my shower? Or a bunch of guys in my shower?

better wash it off in the shower''''''''''sssssss

[aconitia]

_{[Yeah, that's what he thought you said.]}

Neither if neither's joining you in there.

all the shower'''''''''''''''''''''''''''sss

[canisunrequites]

[It's right there in letters; read it again 4ever as often as you like.]

Hard to join me if you're all the way in California.

Though you're conversation currently is.

[aconitia]

You can suck up to me all you want but I'm only sending you ass shots from now on until you can appreciate it.

Unless this is your way of saying you only want to bottom. That's a different conversation.

[canisunrequites]

Whoa. Who's sucking up?

And you couldn't go a whole week on just butt pics.

Different conversation entirely.

[aconitia]

You, if you had your hopes pinned on any pics in a week.

_{[That's an after 9am talk.]}

[canisunrequites]

Oh no.

Don't do this.

I don't know if I'll survive without 7am Brett glamor shot wake-up call.

[Does he really need to add *dripping sarcasm* to the text or can you feel it on your phone already, Lacrosse?]

[aconitia]

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

_{[Alexa, play Cups by Anna Kendrick.]}

[canisunrequites]

Good thing I have all these pictures to remember you by.

[Siri, play Don't Speak by No Doubt.]

[aconitia]

You're free to add them to your masturbation folder.

[canisunrequites]

What makes you think I have one of those?

Wait... I did get that dart game app last week.

[aconitia]

Threatening my likeness with bodily harm now?

The grouchy night owl doth protest too much, methinks.

[canisunrequites]

You didn't just threaten my sleep; you killed it.

And I'm not protesting.

[aconitia]

Baby.