in like tfln.

[shitglasses]

ya got it.

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carmilla karnstein. carmilla webseries.

[vampirella]

1. the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...it's very detailed
2. false alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
3. had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. i feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

4. ...or text her!

3

[chamberlain]

i wondered why there was mud in the hallway this morning.

[vampirella]

i'd say sorry but it was worth it

[chamberlain]

please tell me one of you finished as lightning struck

[vampirella]

not that i remember, is that a ding on my goth points? damn it

2

[eyried]

You really scared me.

Now I just want margaritas.

[vampirella]

i'm pretty sure this isn't reassuring but if i come home bloody handed it probably wouldn't be mine

...same. my hands smelling like strawberries doesn't help

[eyried]

It's not.

Do we have any left or do you want me to pick up some?

[vampirella]

not even a little? well, i tried

definitely get more. this stuff tastes cheap anyway

( is that saying too much? because yeah it was definitely a taste test that affirmed it was strawberry and not o negative. )

1.

[prisonworld]

Shouldn't she be paying attention, not practicing amaetuer artistry?

[vampirella]

doodling helps some people concentrate, but i really don't think that's what is going on here

[prisonworld]

I kind of gathered as much.

[vampirella]

while i can admire her talent, it's starting to get a little distracting

i think it's the hair pulling, doggy style is really not my thing

( bc ew, dogs. )

3

[athenaclub]

While I'm glad you feel comfortable telling me this, I think it is a detail I was better off not knowing.

[vampirella]

which detail are we talking, the graveyard or the rain

( clearly the public sex isn't the problem!! )

3

[cryptsleeper]

You get bonus points if it's in a family's vault.

[vampirella]

that'd involve taking a red eye to styria and hard pass

not even the goth points are worth that

[cryptsleeper]

I said a not yours specifically.

[vampirella]

just any vault will work? now that seems lazy

but if it means i don't have to go back to austria i think i could manage it

3 - Season 1

[lauronica_mars]

Why are you telling me this?

[Laura of course is utterly oblivious.]

not to make her jealous obviously not

[vampirella]

i figured you could benefit from getting laid vicariously, if you put any more sexual frustration into that tiny body i think you'll implode

[lauronica_mars]

I do not suffer from sexual frustration! At least it was less annoying than your procession of girls through our room.

[Keep telling yourself that, Laura]

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[unpredict]

What does he look like? Tall? Muscular? Thick brown hair? Incredibly delectable English accent?

[ is it him? ]

[vampirella]

i see a nipple piercing, i can't believe you went without me

( it's probably not him but she will obligingly run with it. )

[unpredict]

[ SHE KNOWS HE HE FEELS ABOUT NIPPLE PIERCINGS. this vampire says no. ]

Look, love, sometimes you need to do things without the old ball and chain, you know?

I hope you like it enough to forgive me for not inviting you along. I thought perhaps it'd be a little too lame to have matching ones.