in like tfln.

[shitglasses]

ya got it.

Comments

[lauronica_mars]

what can i say? other than that i like girls who are both nice and strong enough to pin me down

[vampirella]

quelle surprise. the point is why aren't you getting laid when you clearly very much want to be

you're like the personification of a petit four, it's not like you wouldn't have takers

[lauronica_mars]

a little four? 4? and you're teasing me

[vampirella]

honestly, cupcake. you eat so much refined sugar and you don't know what a petit four is?

a tea cake. they're adorable, tiny, delicate, and delicious.

( that's probably the nicest thing she's ever said to Laura directly. well, if you don't pay mind to the delicious part... )

i'm serious. you could have just about anyone you wanted if you batted those doe eyes long enough, so why not get some if that's what you want?

[lauronica_mars]

I can't tell if you're being cruel or actually believe that. You know the only date I had in high school with a girl was one of those cruel joke 'let's ask the weird kid out to humiliate her' dates?

[Odds Laura has just signed someone's death warrant?]

[vampirella]

( maybe. everyone makes mistakes in high school but some make ones punishable by death, that's not unreasonable. 🔪 )

so you're just going to give up on it from here on out? sounds abnormally defeatist for you, hollis.

[lauronica_mars]

Did I say I was giving up? Rather than just knowing it wasn't easy?

[vampirella]

despite your adamant attempts to have me removed, i am still your roommate. i know better than anyone you aren't trying, you have no idea how easy it would be.

and if you think the fact the amazoness ta is proof that you're undesirable, then you're still wrong. she's just an idiot.

[lauronica_mars]

It's not I'm not trying. It's that I don't know anything like the opening moves. You make it look even easier than your looks would make it.

[vampirella]

you don't need moves. people want to be wanted, show them that you do and they'll respond

( at least that's her usual trick. be hot and show interest. and yes the bedroom voice helps too. only sometimes it DOESN'T work and adorable personified petit fours moon after gigantic gingers instead. why is this her life right now!!!! )

practice makes perfect, creampuff. if you want it to be easy, put in the work.

[lauronica_mars]

Please. I've heard your bedroom voice and seen your seduction eyes.

[And she's not in denial about the effect they have on her at all...]

So what would you say I'm not doing with Danny?

[vampirella]

over here!!