I'm Thinking Arby's

[semimeme]

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

EDIT!!: Optional link to Arby's menu FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

Original Meme was here, all credit goes there

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Integra Hellsing | Hellsing

[fairbrook]

[Does Arby's even exist in England? If not, her being here could all be a hallucination.]

I should be sorry abut this

[majestic_leader]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey there, beautiful! Here for the famous roast beef or ... just the company?

[DeMarco's pretty heavy-handed with the flirtations in the best of times, but drunk (and you do not want to know how much it took him to get there, 7' Spartan that he is), he's a force to be reckoned with. He's leaning into Integra's space and giving his best smouldering smile.]

Hope this works for you..

[aces_and_eights]

[There would be a crash against the door, the damned things were supposed to be all automatic.]

Fuckers...

[And here is one very drunk young mutant ambling into the place and standing behind the lady. Yes a bit a sway with that stand but it doesn't look like he is going to tip over or anything...]

Seriously, you should go with the curly fries and vanilla shake. Ya look like the vanilla type.

[Raking a hand through his hair to make it at least a bit easier to attempt to focus on the menu but some asshole decide to make it all rotate and shit.]

Viktor | Suikoden

[tenko_star]

[There's a giant bear in the restaurant yelling at the top of his lungs and trying to order things (read: drinks) that are not on the menu.]

[kuromu_dokuro]

Shut up before I twist you into a lotus knot.

[Okay, it'd be by illusion but she has the tolerance of half a beer and Ken got her to have two of them and she's already thrown up half a dozen times and just wants a fucking milkshake okay?!]

[tenko_star]

Put a cork in it, toots! I'm tryin' to order here!

[So maybe he is a little louder than he ought to be. But it still doesn't excuse the fact that the place doesn't have ale or beer or wine. That's right -- Arby's is in the wrong here. Because unless it's doused in vodka, Viktor doesn't want no stinkin' roast beef.

Why doesn't anyone understand this?!]

Okay, so. That was TWO tankards of your best tap. Pronto!

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[This is all new to him, so Edgar's taking his sweet time in ordering one of everything on the menu. And flirting with everything in sight.

Nothing new here, folks. Except maybe the extreme lack of coordination. Oh, and the giggles.]

Music Meister | Batman: The Brave and the Bold

[hypnotic_patter]

[Let this Arbys be consecrated with joy and song, for the Music Meister has arrived and he is hungry.

What do you mean breakfast ends at eleven?]

Paul-Muad'dib Atreides | Dune | OTA

[thekillingword]

[Tell me of the burgers of your homeworld, Usul]

Because that deserved a response

[aces_and_eights]

[At tap on the shoulder..]

Yo, ground control to Major Tom, your circuits dead and would you fuckin' order already? There are some of us wanting drunk snacks too.

[Because seriously if he doesn't get something on his stomach soon it ain't going to be pretty]

[thekillingword]

[Though plastered, Paul's training in the Weirding Way still kicks in. He whirls and knocks the hand aside with a speed too fast for the human eye to follow.]

A beginning is the time for making sure that all is in balance. Thus the diner is in equilibrium within and without. You would disturb that?

[Indeed, what forces are poised so powerfully within him? He senses great weight, a terrible purpose...the ultimate being choosing the ultimate hot, cheap, fast and delicious meal.]

Mike Chilton | Motorcity

[flounced]

[hey who's the jerk that parked the hot rod in the doorway


oh right this drunk dingus at the counter staring hard at the menu]

mike no

[passengerseat]

[ and then there's this guy next to him who's just a little bit dazed

or is it traumatized ]

Are- are we still alive? Oh my god. We're still alive.

[ and he reaches for Mike without looking at him. ]

W're still alive, man. I- I don't know how you even did that!!

Charlie Kelly | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[milksteak]

[Charlie is sniffing glue in the bathroom of Philly's local Arby's. If you didn't know any better, you'd probably think he was homeless.]

[heterophobe]

Christ. [ seriously. what is wrong with homeless people these days? go find an overpass! ] Doesn't anyone remember how to get properly high?

[ someone kindly abduct this moron back to grade school. ]

Paul DeMarco || Halo 4/Spartan Ops

[majestic_leader]

[He's got a table filled with about twenty Delux Bacon Cheddar sandwiches. What? Spartan's gotta eat, man!]

/slides in

[thereveal]

[ Yeah she just. Walks in, surveys the area, and moves to sit down at DeMarco's table. In full armor. Without speaking.

...she's texting on her wearable, of course. If she's drunk, there's no indication, but there wouldn't be anyway. ]

Hal Jordan | DCUniverse

[lanternlight]

[Require grease in stomach. Hal's staring absently at the menu trying to figure out the best delivery method for the maximum fried goods.]

[kingofqueens]

[Osmosis. Can you osmose food? Ollie's thinking maybe it's time to try it.]

Bacon. I think this moment calls for bacon.

Clint Barton | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[compromisedarrow]

Clint Barton | Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! | OTA

[trickshottroll]

Germany | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[hardworking]

[ Even drunk, he is still questioning this decision ]

Re: Germany | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[seizeyoursouls]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST--!!

[who wouldn't be questioning this decision]

[unionjackass]

[there's someone standing behind you, Ludwig, and by the smell of it, alcohol is running through their veins.

chances are, you became more drunk just because england decided to stand uncomfortably close by.]

S'like... s'like... oh... I'unno.

[arthur has reached the stage wherein he can still manage to queue but he'll actually speak aloud to himself while doing it.]

Bad Girl | No More Heroes

[batterthanyou]

[No, Bad Girl is actually not here to eat. So what is she doing here? Glad you asked, she's actually going to be your waitress. Your...drunken, yet somehow effective waitress...who kills people as her other job.

...the economy blows, alright?]

Alright, asshole. I've already told you this five fucking times, so do not make me repeat myself again. We. Do. Not. Serve. Burgers. Here.

Did you get that?