I'm Thinking Arby's

[semimeme]

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

EDIT!!: Optional link to Arby's menu FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

Original Meme was here, all credit goes there

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[unionjackass]

[... IS HE?

Wait--

--no. No he isn't. Not only are you you, but you're also a babby.]

Don't look so--so stiff, lad! God, you're like a... a thing. A stiff thing. Was a wee little bastard at your age! But I--knew... amusement. Erm...

[what's the word...]

--Fun! Yes, that's it...

[and he squints up at germany again in red-eyed skepticism.]

I hate standing in--in lines. But 'm damn good at it! Life lessons y'should be thankin' me for.

[hardworking]

I am quite capable of fun.

[ that eyebrow is staying raised ] Should I?

[unionjackass]

... [scrunches his nose again and looks as though he's THINKING...]

Prove it!!

[hardworking]

I am out rather than drinking at home like I normally do.