sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[dominates]

nothing that's appropriate for whatever your goal is with these texts.

[ironism]

nothing appropriate. i like where this is going. tell me more.

[dominates]

long-sleeved flannel pyjamas.
you know, the classic red and black ones. very cozy and warm.

[ironism]

red and black. good choice of colors. nothing underneath those pajamas?

[dominates]

yeah, another set of pyjamas.
it was that baggy i managed to fit a second one underneath.

[ironism]

what, are you skin and bones now? did you get so upset i was gone that you stopped eating?

[dominates]

uh, no?
my life doesn't center around you, mr stark.

[ esp after that night. ]

[ironism]

it's tony. just tony. ( she's called him that before. three times out loud in fact. ) so, your life doesn't center around me. that's unfortunate. because all i thought about was you. seeing you again. ( +1 smooth operator. )

[dominates]

[ can they not rehash this ]

i highly doubt that. i highly doubt anyone kidnapped by a terrorist group would be more concerned about getting laid than anything else.
pretty sure your thoughts revolved around getting out of afghanistan and getting back home.

welcome back, btw. mr stark.

[ironism]

there was a lot of downtime between working on that escape. a lot of long, lonely nights. ( well, not really. but he did tell himself that if he got out that he'd get in touch with the mysterious photographer. ) and thanks. glad to be back. i've been told to get plenty of bed rest. am i going to be able to see you?

[dominates]

unfortunately, i have bad bedside manners.
unless it's for a photo-op for the press, then i'm sure there are other people better suited to sit at your bedside while you get your rest.

[ironism]

glad you mentioned that. a photo-op is exactly what's needed. besides, pepper grossly overpaid you for that last one, so. i'm going to be needing your services again.

[dominates]

wow, i was going to be nice since you did just come from a kidnapping incident.
but are you saying i underdelivered with my work last time?

[ironism]

underdelivered. overpromised. i'd say you committed more than a few sins that night. ( heh. )

[dominates]

[ does he want to be punched ]

if it's a refund you want, i will happily transfer the money over.
i'll also send a colleague who might better fit your tastes for that photo-op.

[ironism]

but i want you. in fact, i need you. it's life or death. i have a hole in my chest. literally.

[dominates]

a literal hole in your chest. wow.
you should probably get that checked.

[ironism]

why don't you come see me? i'll show you. could be a turn off. but then again, you've seen the best parts of me. every inch of it. good news? it's all intact and 100% operational.

[dominates]

oh? surprised they didn't cut it off.

[ironism]

i'm detecting hostility. how do i fix this?

[dominates]

not everything can be fixed, tony.
but i think, before anything else, you should start with that thing in your chest.

[ironism]

working on it. ✌️ so, how about dinner? tonight? you like sushi?

[dominates]

are you hacking into the tower's security system again and barge in without invitation?

[ironism]

you caught me. am i gonna get spanked?

[dominates]

you'll have to ask bruce for the spanking.
that's his system you tinkered with.