sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[dominates]

oh? surprised they didn't cut it off.

[ironism]

i'm detecting hostility. how do i fix this?

[dominates]

not everything can be fixed, tony.
but i think, before anything else, you should start with that thing in your chest.

[ironism]

working on it. ✌️ so, how about dinner? tonight? you like sushi?

[dominates]

are you hacking into the tower's security system again and barge in without invitation?

[ironism]

you caught me. am i gonna get spanked?

[dominates]

you'll have to ask bruce for the spanking.
that's his system you tinkered with.

[ironism]

you don't want to punish me? just straight up giving me a hug then? a kiss on the lips? i'll take it.

[dominates]

your face looks beaten up.
not very conducive for kisses.

[ironism]

i thought it made me sexier. no?

[dominates]

the bruises on your face and that black eye?
not really.

[ironism]

manlier? come on. work with me here.

[dominates]

more like a puppy.
a kicked puppy who was left in the rain.

[ironism]

but you'd take that puppy home. give him plenty of smooches and cuddles.

[dominates]

not until i've given him a flea bath and taken him to the vet.

[ironism]

i'm excited for that bath. should i be showing up in my birthday suit?

[dominates]

i would rather that you show up in the hospital instead.
i'm serious. you look like you're in a bad shape.

[ironism]

how about you judge for yourself? how about that? see me in the flesh. ( the fact he's alive is a testament to the fact that he's not the kind of guy who gives up so easily. )

[dominates]

if you're outside the tower while texting me, i swear to god.

[ironism]

already inside. is the couch new?

[dominates]

no, but we'll have to get a new one if you bleed on it.

[ shut up dick she knows!! not going out of her room brb ]

[ironism]

i'm all patched up. don't worry about it.

[dominates]

i'm not worried. i'm just saying.

[ironism]

are you sure? you seem very worried. your friends are telling me you like spending time in your room. what are you up to in there? doing something naughty?

[dominates]

yes, i'm sure.
and no, i'm avoiding an uninvited guest.