i wanna sext u up

[treks]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[boarwar]

[ It takes a few minutes to get his voice under control. Can't let Felix hear the telltale quiver of humiliated arousal behind his words. It's that same tone reserved for things like someone might spot us out here or when you said 'loser does whatever the winner says', I thought you meant something like polishing the winner's armour, not something sexual! Anyway, he sends a voice message. ]

O-oink oink! I'm sorry for being a perverted pig.

As your training partner, I shouldn't give in to my animal instincts. Oink.

Can you ever forgive me?

[ There's a pause in the audio recording here, empty air while Dimitri weighs the shameful arousal of being insulted against his pride as a man who is not a barnyard animal. Making Felix happy wins out in the end, which is to say he yields and includes another brief snippet where he snorts like a pig, loudly, instead of simply saying 'oink'. ]

Happy?