i wanna sext u up

[treks]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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madeleine gautier | original character | ota

[demimondaines]

( character info and permissions. )

Noctis | FFXV | ota

[royalvessel]

Linhardt von Hevring | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

donna troy | titans

[dominates]

davina claire | the originals

[consecrates]

Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[rcpd]

Felix Hugo Fraldarius | FE: Three Houses | OTA

[swordarm]

[Misfires okay. Prepare for awfulness.]

here i am, as promised

[boarwar]

Felix, do you have a moment?
I want to apologise once again for my behaviour during our sparring match earlier today.
I don't know what came over me.

[ He's talking about the poorly-timed erection he popped when Felix pinned him to the ground. ]

And I would appreciate it if you apologised for calling me... well, a horny pig.

[ This might be pushing his luck. ]

Thor | MCU | ota

[onlyawarrior]

[protectoroftheskies]

Hey Thor. I got a problem.

Xiao Xingchen | The Untamed | M/M

[bright_moon]

Ushijima Wakatoshi | HQ!! | OTA

[leftwinger]

[Pfft.]

misfire! lmk if you prefer anime or manga timeline

[counterintuitive]

his hands are so freaking big!! think of what he could do with them...

soung kitae | original

[prioritize]

[greektragedy]

who decided the eggplant emoji represents a penis?
there are so many better ones.
🥖🥕🍌

kris | original

[endeared]

kei ( moon child )

[inflection]

( m/m for anything serious. ota for misfires. )

Johnny Storm/Human Torch | Marvel | ota

[torchie]

[Cross-canon and cross-medium adored. Misfires, trolling, assumed CR are perfectly okay!]

[morphines]

i just wanted to say thanks for the assist the other day
and pity that you couldn't stick around after

sutton brady / the bold type (ota)

[nobra]

Suzaku Kururugi | Code Geass | M/F

[knightofzilch]

Kise Ryouta | KnB

[dvine]

Misfire

[emperorsraiju]

Man, it's so unfair that Akashi got to work with so many cute guys, Reo-nee!

You think that Murasakibara guy is bigger than Ei-chan??

adam parrish | the raven cycle

[enchains]

Sun Wukong | RWBY | m/f

[monkeystowaway]

jade | legacies

[prisonworld]

lizzie saltzman | legacies

[saltzmeme]

sebastian | legacies

[vampirating]

beth | scream: resurrection

[horrorbuff]

maddy killian | all cheerleaders die

[vloggers]

beth salinger | hostel: part ii

[ehc]