treks: (♀)
❛Maria Magdalena❜ ([personal profile] treks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2020-03-24 03:39 am

i wanna sext u up







the sexting + phone sex meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (o24ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And what a fine picture it is.

[ sarcasm, but he knows. ]

Your turn.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Looking at cat balls)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Simon says... tell me something you want to do that we haven't tried yet
issp: (120ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's a tough one. What haven't we done, anyway?
I'd say try that leash idea I had when we first met. You remember that?
itistolaugh: (10)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-29 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I like that. Where would you lead me around?
issp: (251sᴛ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-29 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Preferably toward the bedroom.
But I don't mind being a little risky and doing it in broad daylight.


[ jet has definitely changed a bit when it came to having some ... riskiness, in and out of the bedroom. entirely harley's fault, of course. ]

I have a good feeling that you'd like being seen like that.
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
welllllll

There IS this club I know about...
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So a sex club is something you'd be interested in? I wasn't sure.
issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (o44ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-30 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as the only one we're doing it with is each other, then sure.
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nobody who's a better fuck than you, babe.

There is one liiiiittle bitty catch tho
issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (o76ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-30 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Worrying, but I figured there was something a bit too good to be true about this. You just love throwing curve-balls at an old man, huh?

What is it?
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you loved my curves ♥

There are a lot of criminals at this place. You gotta promise not to pick up any bounties at the fuck party.
issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (o48ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-30 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Different kind of curves, sweetheart.
And... fine. As long as they mind their damn business.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't have to go if it bothers you. We can get plenty freaky at our own place.
issp: (128ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-30 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, Harley. It's fine.
Never let it be said you can't teach an old dog new tricks, yeah? ;)
itistolaugh: (I'm the new outbreak monkey!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
When are you getting back in town? I'll get us on the list.
issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (oo9ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-30 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
In a few days? But I can always come back home anytime for you.
itistolaugh: (pic#10278874)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-30 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
then come back now so I can show you how much I miss you
issp: 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜. (o69ᴛʜ session;)

[personal profile] issp 2020-03-31 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and he folds like a piece of paper. too easy. ]

I'll be back tomorrow evening.
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2020-03-31 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now that Harley is getting what she really wants, Jet gets the picture he asked for. Her legs are spread for him and she has written a message high on her inner thigh. "See you soon ❤" ]