where did you come from, baby dear?

[blacklisle]

accidental child acquisition meme

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.

Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:

• Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
• Wandering around unsupervised
• Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
• Has apparently adopted YOU
• Product of your past indiscretions
• Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
• Summoned from another dimension
• Rescued from a mad scientist's lab

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!

Comments

[slimyteeth]

"'Course I have," Eddie wasn't too worried about Peter sticking to the ceiling, seeing as he had the spider reflexes. "Your aunt would also track me down and kill me herself if anything happened to you."

Like to see her try. The symbiote said inside Eddie's mind.

He sat on the sofa, so he could just rest his head against the back rather than crane his neck up to watch Peter. "I know you hate being cooped up in here, and that you probably miss swinging around, it's just that we worry about you, y'know."