blacklisle: (short & stout)
you may say I'm a memer ([personal profile] blacklisle) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2020-03-09 11:12 am

where did you come from, baby dear?

accidental child acquisition meme
still from Les Miserables

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.

Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:

  • Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
  • Wandering around unsupervised
  • Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
  • Has apparently adopted YOU
  • Product of your past indiscretions
  • Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
  • Summoned from another dimension
  • Rescued from a mad scientist's lab

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!

spider_m4n: (whu?)

[personal profile] spider_m4n 2020-03-12 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right away Peter jerks his hand away. But despite of the brief fright, a smile spreads on his face again. "You don't have like acid puke or anything, do you? No, you're basically a nice baby. A green nice baby."

Tony sighed, still working on one of the panels to try and get one of the coolers to work properly. Peter had offered to help but the adult had sent him to look after his 'new pet'.

"Pete, we're dropping him in the next planet we see. The thing could have rabies for all we know."

Peter looked over his shoulder, pouting lightly. "He doens't have space rabies. He does drool sometimes but its not big deal."