"Yeah, but that's what the dye is for." Sitting -- Was Peter even sitting? His ass was firmly attached to the ceiling as he googled certain hairstyles while trying his best not to google any Spider-Man news. "I mean, I could always wear sunglasses anda big hoodie or something."

He needed to go back out there at some point. Staying indoors, caged, it wasn't something that could work permanently.

"You've gone undercover for stories before, haven't you? My aunt used to watch your show, it was pretty badass."