What, so you wanna pass her off to me? Right before the waterworks? Dude!
[Prompto also sounds anxious--well, when doesn't he? Prompto sounds more anxious than usual, though, hunched over in his chair with his elbows planted solidly on his knees, like he has to physically push his legs down to keep from jittering right out of his seat. Even then, both toes of his boots are still taptaptapping against the floor at a rapid pace. Meanwhile, he clutches his phone in both hands, Moogling babysitting tips like his life depends on it. It feels like it is.]
Awwww, if she were just a little older, I'd totally know how to do this. I mean, I'm great with Talcott, right?
[He looks up to confirm it, but nods to himself and squints back down at his screen without waiting for an answer.]
But, like--you can't teach a baby how to play darts. You can't even talk to one! How are we supposed to entertain her if all she hears us say is "goobledy gobby boo boo boo!"?
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[Prompto also sounds anxious--well, when doesn't he? Prompto sounds more anxious than usual, though, hunched over in his chair with his elbows planted solidly on his knees, like he has to physically push his legs down to keep from jittering right out of his seat. Even then, both toes of his boots are still taptaptapping against the floor at a rapid pace. Meanwhile, he clutches his phone in both hands, Moogling babysitting tips like his life depends on it. It feels like it is.]
Awwww, if she were just a little older, I'd totally know how to do this. I mean, I'm great with Talcott, right?
[He looks up to confirm it, but nods to himself and squints back down at his screen without waiting for an answer.]
But, like--you can't teach a baby how to play darts. You can't even talk to one! How are we supposed to entertain her if all she hears us say is "goobledy gobby boo boo boo!"?