Alcohol, an irresponsible situation, and a backseat of a vehicle all optional. Teenage angst and hormones not optional. All teenage characters from any time, setting, or canon welcome, as are adult characters aged down.
Just Feeling It Out: Maybe you'll finally get to touch a boob!
Accidental Boner: Oh. Hi there, downstairs.
Deep Kissing: Heavy tongue action.
Flawless Approach: WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE THE SEX WITH ME? always works.
Party: A crazy atmosphere can lead to crazy decisions.
Goofballs: Both of you kind of suck at this, but at least you're cute.
Experience Difference: It doesn't count if it's not with you. That's what you tell yourself, anyway.
Boyfrands/Girlfrands: Finally rounding those bases with your honey.
No Play: They've told you no touching them below the belt. Oops!
Fumble: You touched the wrong place or said the wrong thing. Is this the end of your adventure.
Desperate: Please, please, please, let me stick it in.
Oral: Sometimes, you just want to kiss someone there.
Feels So Good: Let's hope you can last.
Love Confession: Now is a good a time as ever to tell them how you feel
Success: Awww yeah, break out the cigarette.
Failure: Hopefully they'll forgive you for staining their clothes.
That was enough to make Harleen squeak and jump back bailing out of the hug and laughing sheepishly.
"Y-yeah I mean my Ma and Dad of course but that doesn't count I mean like...you know I'm not the most popular girl...honestly I don't know why you like me but I'm super glad you do it's like...you're the coolest friend I have." Which was sad on a few levels but Harleen didn't seem to think faster then her mouth moved.
"I dunno why, you're smart, you're hot you're...looking at your bag like your vibrator is going off..." Harleen looked curious and then a little mischievous and sprang for the bag to see for herself if her joke was more truthful.
"I know it ain't your cellphone because that's in your back pocket...not that I was looking at your butt while you went up the stairs..."
That was enough to make Harleen stop from opening the back and grin sheepishly.
"W-well I was just...I mean yeah...it's really nice and like...it looks like you work out a lot...and it was right there in front of me and like...yes?"
"Right yeah you gotta bail." Harleen sighed and unzipped the bag reaching inside for whatever was vibrating."
"But can you come back? Or is this one of those "We'll talk about it tomorrow" sort of things? Because I'm a big girl I can take it!"
She in fact could not take the rejection well and would probably be very upset if she didn't find out what was going on. But Steph might not have sussed that out yet.
There was a moment of genuine confusion...then Harley's eyes widened and she looked to the poster on her wall of Batgirl standing on a gargoyle.
She held the belt up to the poster confirming it was the same one, then in a flash turned around, wrapped it around Steph's waist and pushed her in front of the poster comparing the two.
Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Secret’s out. Harleen knows who she is now. She’s screwed. She really doesn’t have much of a choice in lies here. It’s too good to be cosplay and the fact she was sized up like that.
Harleen was practically buzzing with excitement "How long have you been Batgirl?! Does Batman like you? Do you know the other Batgirls? What's Robin really like? Oh my god no wait answer your belt!!!"
Somewhere in the explosion of questions the belt buzzed again and the sensible part of Harleen's brain kicked into gear causing her to yelp and throw the belt at Stephanie jumping back as if it might explode.
Stephanie caught her belt and pulled out the device, noticing messages from others of a crime in progress. It’s nearby, something she can take care of quickly, which she responds to.
“Give me thirty minutes and I’ll answer your questions, I promise.” Stephanie said, nodding. “Meet me on the roof.”
Harleen hesitated in responding, not wanting such an opportunity to just slip away, but her heart won out over her curiosity and she nodded.
"OK. I'll be a good girl. You go save the day but don't make me wait all night OK?"
And then to seal the promise Harleen went up on her toes to plant a kiss right on Steph's lips. She tasted faintly of cotton candy lip gloss and sugary soda.
Steph was speechless as she was kissed, the taste almost intoxicating. She briefly returned the kiss before pulling away.
“I won’t keep you long.” She said, smiling. Grabbing her bag, she would slip into the bathroom to change, the bag and her clothes left behind.
It would be an hour and a half before Steph returned, landing on the roof of Harleen’s home. “Harleen?” She uttered, wondering if she had come up here.
"You know, most people don't have easy access to their own roof."
Harleen was there with a blanket spread out to sit on, in her PJs which were pink with unicorns on them. She also had a bag of oreo's she'd swiped from the kitchen and offered them to the superhero trying not to look like her face was about to split in half for how big she was grinning.
An honest to goodness superhero! And she had kissed her!
"Oh shut up." Harley rolled her eyes and produced a thermos full of milk which she poured into a cup for Steph to dip her cookies in before taking some more for herself.
"You're a superhero! The whole secret identity thing is part of the deal right? And it's not like we're girlfriends or anything...I mean...not yet..." She fumbled over the last part and stiffened realizing she'd probably been just a bit too honest just then.
"A-all I'm sayin' is, if anyone understands how important what you do is, it's the freak girl with an obsession for extreme personalities in psychology."
Harleen coughed and sputtered on her cookie at Steph's calling her out, making her face so red it almost seemed to glow in the moonlight.
"Y-yeah I mean...well I would like to yeah! I woulda wanted to do stuff with ya before I knew you were a superhero but now you're like...I mean look at you. I can't stop looking at you!" She squeaked and clapped her hands over her mouth to keep herself from gushing further about her surging hormones.
Steph laughed at Harleen’s reaction, finding it so cute. Here she was, just gushing that one of the few people who actually cared about her was a hero and geeking out about it.
“At least you like me with how I look. I’m certainly no Wonder Woman.” She replied. She had curves, but not that much and her chest wasn’t that impressive, either.
Harleen sighed unable to help herself as a dreamy look crossed her features "Yeah but no one's like her. She's like...heh..."
Snapping out of her hero worship for a heroine who was absolutely out of her league she went back to the one she had a chance with and shyly inched closer till her fingertips were brushing against Steph's glove.
"But like...you have fun doing this right? It's not all super serious and scary and tragic backstories and vengeance and self sacrifice? You enjoy it?"
“Honestly? I do have fun. I’ve done the super serious bit before and... nah, not me.” Steph admitted. She could feel Harleen’s fingertips on her glove. “Someone has to balance things out somewhere...”
She relaxes a little at that and inches her fingers closer till her hand is resting on top of Stephanie's.
"And...maybe it would be nice to have someone else in your corner? To balance things out?" She offered with her big blue eyes shining with the sort of respect and admiration people usually reserve for Batman. As far as Harleen was convinced Batgirl was WAY cooler.
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The way she acted certainly seemed like it.
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"Y-yeah I mean my Ma and Dad of course but that doesn't count I mean like...you know I'm not the most popular girl...honestly I don't know why you like me but I'm super glad you do it's like...you're the coolest friend I have." Which was sad on a few levels but Harleen didn't seem to think faster then her mouth moved.
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As she said that, she heard something buzz... from her bag.
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"I know it ain't your cellphone because that's in your back pocket...not that I was looking at your butt while you went up the stairs..."
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“Ah, listen, I need to do something... wait, you were staring at my butt?”
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"W-well I was just...I mean yeah...it's really nice and like...it looks like you work out a lot...and it was right there in front of me and like...yes?"
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If Harleen wanted to, she could try and poke at the bag while Steph was embarrassed and trying to think of a reason to leave.
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"But can you come back? Or is this one of those "We'll talk about it tomorrow" sort of things? Because I'm a big girl I can take it!"
She in fact could not take the rejection well and would probably be very upset if she didn't find out what was going on. But Steph might not have sussed that out yet.
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Anything else Steph was going to say was shut out as Harleen lifted up a belt. Her utility belt.
Well, damn.
“Ah...”
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She held the belt up to the poster confirming it was the same one, then in a flash turned around, wrapped it around Steph's waist and pushed her in front of the poster comparing the two.
"Oh...my...god..."
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“God... where do I start?”
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Somewhere in the explosion of questions the belt buzzed again and the sensible part of Harleen's brain kicked into gear causing her to yelp and throw the belt at Stephanie jumping back as if it might explode.
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“Give me thirty minutes and I’ll answer your questions, I promise.” Stephanie said, nodding. “Meet me on the roof.”
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"OK. I'll be a good girl. You go save the day but don't make me wait all night OK?"
And then to seal the promise Harleen went up on her toes to plant a kiss right on Steph's lips. She tasted faintly of cotton candy lip gloss and sugary soda.
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“I won’t keep you long.” She said, smiling. Grabbing her bag, she would slip into the bathroom to change, the bag and her clothes left behind.
It would be an hour and a half before Steph returned, landing on the roof of Harleen’s home. “Harleen?” She uttered, wondering if she had come up here.
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Harleen was there with a blanket spread out to sit on, in her PJs which were pink with unicorns on them. She also had a bag of oreo's she'd swiped from the kitchen and offered them to the superhero trying not to look like her face was about to split in half for how big she was grinning.
An honest to goodness superhero! And she had kissed her!
"Lucky for you I'm very acrobatic."
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“I guess the first thing I should do is apologize. At least for hiding this.”
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"You're a superhero! The whole secret identity thing is part of the deal right? And it's not like we're girlfriends or anything...I mean...not yet..." She fumbled over the last part and stiffened realizing she'd probably been just a bit too honest just then.
"A-all I'm sayin' is, if anyone understands how important what you do is, it's the freak girl with an obsession for extreme personalities in psychology."
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She couldn’t help but smirk. “Though ‘not yet’? I would have thought otherwise with you checking out my butt, manhandling me and kissing me!”
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"Y-yeah I mean...well I would like to yeah! I woulda wanted to do stuff with ya before I knew you were a superhero but now you're like...I mean look at you. I can't stop looking at you!" She squeaked and clapped her hands over her mouth to keep herself from gushing further about her surging hormones.
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“At least you like me with how I look. I’m certainly no Wonder Woman.” She replied. She had curves, but not that much and her chest wasn’t that impressive, either.
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Snapping out of her hero worship for a heroine who was absolutely out of her league she went back to the one she had a chance with and shyly inched closer till her fingertips were brushing against Steph's glove.
"But like...you have fun doing this right? It's not all super serious and scary and tragic backstories and vengeance and self sacrifice? You enjoy it?"
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"And...maybe it would be nice to have someone else in your corner? To balance things out?" She offered with her big blue eyes shining with the sort of respect and admiration people usually reserve for Batman. As far as Harleen was convinced Batgirl was WAY cooler.
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Slowly, her hand turns around and closes around Harleen's, giving them a light squeeze.
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