is this a...sexy text?

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[ OTA, Trishicaaa, assumed CR, cross-canon, sexless ship texting, etc. ]

[hellcattily]

[post-Defenders because I never finished s2 and didn't bother killing my heart with s3]

You need a better bed.

[underachievement]

[ amen hallelujah and say it louder for the people in the back ]

You need lower standards.

[hellcattily]

[👏 THEY 👏 DESERVED 👏 BETTER 👏]

When someone wakes up, they should be more rested, not less.

[underachievement]

[ every time I think I'm over it, turns out I'm still mad!! italianspiderman.gif ]

I don't think that's the bed's fault as much as what we did in it.

[hellcattily]

[hard same, ugh.]

So what you're saying is we need to do the exact same thing in my bed to compare.

[underachievement]

More like I'm happy to bring your bed down to my level if it'll stop you lording it over me.

[ the higher the thread count, the better they tear ]

[hellcattily]

I'm not lording! What are you even going to do?

[underachievement]

Let go a little. That tends to incur collateral damage.

[hellcattily]

You know sex doesn't have to be destructive, right?

[underachievement]

You know, you're free to get a little rougher too.

[hellcattily]

I feel like we need a safeword.

[underachievement]

You pick.

[radioshows]

I really need a break.

[underachievement]

That's weird, so do I.

[radioshows]

What an amazing coincidence.

[underachievement]

You're the one with the busy schedule. Gonna pencil me in anywhere?

[radioshows]

This weekend. No plans. Just you and me.

[underachievement]

Your place. High tech doorbell turned off.

[radioshows]

Yeah, that's fair.

Planning on leaving the bedroom?

[underachievement]

Planning on moving the fridge in there.

[radioshows]

I could just buy a mini fridge specifically for sex weekends.

[underachievement]

Bougie. A cooler would get the job done.

[radioshows]

Fair enough. And it's something I already have, so I just have to wait for the weekend.

[underachievement]

Why the hell do you have a cooler?