is this a...sexy text?

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[underachievement]

I'm just impressed no one's narced on your kinky side. Or do you lead in with a nondisclosure agreement?

[hellcattily]

Ha ha. That's why you don't do that stuff with people you don't trust.

[underachievement]

You could have saved me so much time finding dirt on your boyfriends, if I knew they were that dependable.

[hellcattily]

Dependable is different than the kind of trust I'm talking about. And talking about my exes isn't sexy, fyi.

[underachievement]

Neither is the T word.

[hellcattily]

Yeah, well. Sometimes that happens.

[underachievement]

You trust me, I trust you.
There. Now it can resume going unspoken. [ hopefully until one of them (cough*jess*cough) dies. ]

[hellcattily]

If you insist.

[underachievement]

Words are overrated.
When's the next gap in your schedule?

[hellcattily]

If you don't mind a late start, I could make tomorrow evening happen.

[underachievement]

Not a problem. My days and nights are already turned around.