Massage Meme

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Massage Meme


Everyone could use a good massage now and again right? Well it's time to let you characters lay back and relax-- or maybe treat someone else to a little skin therapy. ;) Break out the oils and scented candles, it's time for a good rub down.

How to play:
❧ POST with your character (list their name & canon in the subject if you please)
❧ Others can reply giving the massage or recieving it.
❧ Use RNG to pick from the numbers below, or pick your numbers, or make something up!
❧ Have fun!

Type

001. Shoulder and Neck - the basic of the basic. Perhaps a strained shoulder, been sitting too long at their desk. Or maybe something even more strenuous. However, it's time to work out all those accumulated kinks.

002. Foot - It's time to give those yapping dogs a rest and treat them to a little TLC.

003. Hand - Hey don't forget about the hands, overworked constantly they could use a bit of a break.

004. Arm - Time to loosen up a bit and rub out those arm muscles.

005. Leg - Perhaps you're looking for something a bit more specific and intimate. Calve massage? Thigh? It's your choice.

006. Back - Considered a coup de grace of massage, the back massage, when done right, can bring extreme relief to those who receive it.

007. Scalp - Wanna feel those tingles down your spine? Maybe a little oil to help add health to the hair?

008. Full Body - Maybe it’s not just a specific area you want treated, but your entire body.

009. Wild Card - Anyway you want it. Mix and match, maybe I forgot something you want.


Relationship

001. Friend - getting a massage from a friend can be a wonderful bonding experience. And exacerbate already existing tensions ;D

002. Lover - Whether a show of care or a prelude to something more intimate, a massage from a lover is a very welcome thing.

003. Service - Hey some of us aren't so lucky. We gotta pay for this service.

004. Wild card - Whatever you want. However you want.


Credits shall be given to lone_defender on LJ. Here's the original post

Comments

[kida]

[He's not much into bowing - except when he's really serious or really exaggerating - so he'll just give her a bright smile in return.]

Ah, such a pity... Well, I'm here every weekend, if you do ever wanna drop in again.

[First year of high school?] Me too! [Clearly this is meant to be! ... Except that she's a robot. OH WELL! No shame in expanding his horizons, and such.]

What school do you go to? Not Raira... I'm sure I would have noticed you! [You know. Because then he would have fallen in love at first sight with 38 girls during the opening ceremony, rather than only 37. He's got an eye for these things!]

[all_wound_up]

I don't get extra money very often, but I may stop by just to say hello if that's all right with you.

[If he wants to do any more massages on this one, they're probably going to have to be for free. She doesn't have a job of her own, and the money she gets to take care of the Professor isn't all that much.]

My school is on the other side of the city.

[And the name is never given in canon, so derp derp. Nichijou is frustrating that way sometimes.]

[kida]

I'd like that!

[He won't mind massaging for free. Most likely, though, he'll just sit and talk - until his boss or someone comes in, and he has to pretend to be working hard.

Yeah, he really is going to get fired soon...]

Yanno, if you come around closing time, we could do something fun after I get off!

[all_wound_up]

When are you off...? Most days I have to get home right away so I can get the Professor's dinner started.

[Though it does sound fun...]

[kida]

Seven, usually. I'm sure the professor could manage without you once in a while... [Said in his best quasi-seductive voice... maybe pleading just a little bit.

Of course, they could always meet up after school, but then there's other friends and homework to consider. The weekends, after work, Masaomi usually has nothing else to do whatsoever.]

[all_wound_up]

She can't cook anything herself, though. Eight year olds shouldn't be using the stove.

[Oh yeah, did she mention she was built by an eight year old? Because yeah.]

But I might be able to ask Yukko to keep her company until I get home some nights. And Sakamoto usually manages to keep her out of trouble...

[kida]

... An eight year old professor?

[OK, no big deal. The most sophisticated robot the world has ever seen, just about indistinguishable from a real person, built by an eight year old girl. Most normal thing in the world.

Or not.]

Seriously?!

[all_wound_up]

[Nano's response is simply to blink in apparent confusion. After all, she's only been operational for a year, and she doesn't have any other professors to compare her against.]

Yes, that's right.

[kida]

... Are you sure she's really a professor? I mean, they're usually not eight so much as eighty, with long beards and bad glasses and walking sticks.

[He'll just be mimicking a stereotypical geriatric professor, here.]

[all_wound_up]

No, she definitely is. She's always inventing things around the house. Most of them aren't very useful, but she is still a child, after all.

[Nano laughs fondly, blushing again just a little as she indicates the area where her arm popped open with the rollcake earlier.]

That's why I have so many weird attachments.

[kida]

Guess that does explain it...

[Still doesn't explain how a kid gets to be a professor, but hey, he can swing with it.]

That's impressive, though! An eight year old built you? Wow...

[all_wound_up]

[Plenty of things don't make sense in Nano's canon. It's kind of glorious that way.]

She's very talented and smart for her age! Sometimes a little too smart.

[kida]

[Sounds good. Will definitely check it out!]

Too smart? Like, in a poindexter-y way? [And here he goes again, acting the part... and still acting like the old, male stereotype of professor.] Here, now, Nano-chan... Everyone knows that the square root of 90816148 is 392461.8267154189!

[all_wound_up]

No... in a more mischievous sort of way. I think she knows just how smart she is.

[Nano laughs a little, but seems genuinely stumped once he gets to the math problem.]

I-it is...?

[She's got a built-in calculator for things like that, but refuses to use it.]

[kida]

Well... Rounded off to the nearest decimal point.

[Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhh, not even close. But full points for confidence?]

[all_wound_up]

[It's not like Nano can correct him. She's only been operational for just over a year, and only going to school for a few months of that time.]

How did you figure it out so quickly?

[kida]

Call it an educated guess.

[Or an uneducated guess, as it happens. If they keep hanging out, sooner or later Nano will have to face the fact that Masaomi is, to put it kindly, a little imaginative.]

[all_wound_up]

Well, I think I should get going. I need to go home and start dinner.

[Nano bows her head politely, hopping down from the table and putting on her socks.]

The massage was very nice, Kida-san. Thank you.

[kida]

You're welcome!

[Well! As far as first customers go, he really couldn't have had any better. He's very much hopeful, in that special way he has, that his irresistible charm will draw Nano in and convince her to come here again. How could it not? Just because she's a robot doesn't mean she has no feelings! Even kitchen appliances probably have feelings for him. Maybe. He's that awesome!]

Bye, Nano-chan! Come again!