what's love got to do with it

[blacklisle]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.
2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.
3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.
4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.
5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.
6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.
7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?
8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

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[cakeprince]

"I can't help it," breathed the chef in a wispy gasp while chasing more kisses. "You're a river in a dry land, I've been a desert without you. A little laundry is a small price to pay." But the very true fact was they were both still clothed and this was a problem. Seunwoo grabbed at Harry's shirt, unbuttoning it and shoving it down his arms with the fervor of a man taken by need and lust.

His heartbeat was deafening in his ears as more clothing was shed - his undershirt, the only thing left above his waist - which required their brief hiatus from their kiss for just a moment. And then he was back on him, unfastening whatever was left between them below.

[the_rabbit]

Harry managed to disentangle one arm from his shirt, not overly concerned with getting the other totally free just yet, his own hips shifting to put a little more space between them so as to make Seunwoo's task easier.

Of course, he went and made it more complicated again when he slid his newly-freed hand up under Seunwoo's undershirt, palm warm against his side and his ribs, just resting there, the undershirt bunched up against his wrist.

[cakeprince]

"Touch me more," gasped the Korean as he tore away the rest of the clothing that kept them apart from one another; now that Harry's chest was fully exposed he curled his fingers against the strong muscles of his pectorals while grinding his teeth in a happy, purr-like fashion. It felt good to indulge in him like this and he didn't want to stop even for a moment.

Breathing out deep and hoarse, he reached down to continue to unfasten his pants and moving so that he could get them down off his legs before returning to his rightful perch on the other man's lap.

[the_rabbit]

He wriggled out of his own pants in the interim, grumbling softly as Seunwoo returned to his perch. He kneaded at the other man's hips for a moment before skimming both hands up his sides, spanning his ribs and just reveling in the feel of his breathing and the pulse-beat against his fingers.

He leaned up to claim another kiss, tugging Seunwoo close again, one arm snaking around his waist, hand splaying against the small of his back while the other slid upwards to knead at the nape of his neck, apparently intent on keeping him as close as possible now that there was nothing but skin between them.

[cakeprince]

"You need to be naked right now. Come on," murmured the heavy-eyed man as he peeled the remainder of their clothes away; now that they were gloriously naked, he curled in close to Harry to warm himself against the chill of the creeping winter outside. "God, I missed you."

Now he gently teased his entrance along the rigid erection beneath him, sliding himself all the way down it with his backside and letting it slip between the thick, rounded flesh of his backside. "Mm, did you get bigger?" He purred while running his tongue once more over his lower lip; below, he flexed his muscles and very nearly strangled Harry's cock where it was nested. "I don't even want to get up to get the lube when you're like this..." Putting his hands on the courier's chest, he pushed him down onto the bed and separated himself from him - even though Harry hadn't even penetrated him yet - while climbing up on top of him.

[the_rabbit]

He let himself be pressed back, hands smoothing down Seunwoo's thighs as he did, laughing softly at the question, "Pretty sure that's just proof we haven't seen each other in too long." He squeezed both hands as the other man shifted his weight, "And proof that you should get the slick."

One of the few things Harry usually insisted on, and likely one of the reasons Seunwoo said that Harry made love instead of fucked.

[cakeprince]

"I know. But I don't want to be away from you," he lamented but soon did give in; leaning down he kissed Harry's lips before pushing himself up and crawling towards the small bedside table. He was there on his hands and knees with his ass up in the air as he rummaged through what was in there before making his way back over to his lover. Holding the condom in its wrapper between his teeth, he leaned in to carefully apply the slick liquid to his hands and rub them together to warm it before sliding them down over the throbbing column of flesh.

There was a bit of starriness in his eyes as he worked Harry's cock, a mixture of lust and admiration at just how wonderful every single bit of the other man was. "I swear you get more beautiful every time I see you," he murmured lowly while glancing up at the downed figure in hopes that the movement of his hand was giving him a pleasurable experience.