what's love got to do with it

[blacklisle]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.
2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.
3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.
4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.
5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.
6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.
7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?
8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

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[cakeprince]

"You need to be naked right now. Come on," murmured the heavy-eyed man as he peeled the remainder of their clothes away; now that they were gloriously naked, he curled in close to Harry to warm himself against the chill of the creeping winter outside. "God, I missed you."

Now he gently teased his entrance along the rigid erection beneath him, sliding himself all the way down it with his backside and letting it slip between the thick, rounded flesh of his backside. "Mm, did you get bigger?" He purred while running his tongue once more over his lower lip; below, he flexed his muscles and very nearly strangled Harry's cock where it was nested. "I don't even want to get up to get the lube when you're like this..." Putting his hands on the courier's chest, he pushed him down onto the bed and separated himself from him - even though Harry hadn't even penetrated him yet - while climbing up on top of him.

[the_rabbit]

He let himself be pressed back, hands smoothing down Seunwoo's thighs as he did, laughing softly at the question, "Pretty sure that's just proof we haven't seen each other in too long." He squeezed both hands as the other man shifted his weight, "And proof that you should get the slick."

One of the few things Harry usually insisted on, and likely one of the reasons Seunwoo said that Harry made love instead of fucked.

[cakeprince]

"I know. But I don't want to be away from you," he lamented but soon did give in; leaning down he kissed Harry's lips before pushing himself up and crawling towards the small bedside table. He was there on his hands and knees with his ass up in the air as he rummaged through what was in there before making his way back over to his lover. Holding the condom in its wrapper between his teeth, he leaned in to carefully apply the slick liquid to his hands and rub them together to warm it before sliding them down over the throbbing column of flesh.

There was a bit of starriness in his eyes as he worked Harry's cock, a mixture of lust and admiration at just how wonderful every single bit of the other man was. "I swear you get more beautiful every time I see you," he murmured lowly while glancing up at the downed figure in hopes that the movement of his hand was giving him a pleasurable experience.