where's my gun emoji

[sokye]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[symbiote]

If you were saying this in person i'm pretty sure he would kiss you right now

[whatever a symbiote's version of a kiss is, anyway]

He'll take coolest.
And apparently you're the "coolest" puny spider kid he knows too
so there's that

[wow his boyfriends are flirting without him rn]

[madeupname]

really???
what's it like kissing him?
does he have the teeth??

wow lol
even if I'm the only spider kid
and big enough to fight you!!!
thanks v

[symbiote]

Maybe you can find out...

yeah you've kicked our ass plenty, he just tries not to acknowledge when we lose

[madeupname]

do you want us to kiss?
idk how to navigate a three person thing like this

aww
don't worry v
you're the only one in sf who can hold me down just only your hands

[symbiote]

How about we just have dinner first and go from there?
no pressure, no expectations.
I know it's a lot

Really?
I guess new york has most everyone else huh

When do you have to go back?

[madeupname]

dinner, no expectations
nice and simple

yep
but most of the people who are stronger than me are off-world
I mean
maybe ant man when he's giant
but he's also super slow like that

I'm visiting May for winter break
but then I'll be back for next semester, too

[symbiote]

I bet new york is missing spider-man. not that we want you to go anywhere anytime soon.

[madeupname]

nyc has other people looking out for her
I do miss queens though
don't you miss it sometimes?

[symbiote]

yeah, there's no place like it. completely different vibe than out here.

i've thought about moving back a few times, not gonna lie.

[madeupname]

yeah?
what's been stopping you??

[symbiote]

I dunno..
I was here for Anne for a long while
but she's moved on now
maybe I should too

[madeupname]

it'd be cool having you there
pizza's better lol
and it'd suck not seeing you much when I move back

[symbiote]

yeah.. i've gotten used to having you around. we both have.

[madeupname]

aww
that’s sweet guys
:)

[symbiote]

don't be so surprised when i also admitted to wanting to eat you out just now

[madeupname]

omg
I'm trying not to have expectations
but you keep reminding me

[symbiote]

if you need me to back off I can

[madeupname]

no no no
I mean
unless you want to back off
but I like it

[symbiote]

just wanted to make sure I'm not making shit weird

I want you to like it

[madeupname]

I like it!
really like it
dirty talking is one of my favorite things
I'm bad at it though lol

[symbiote]

you're not bad at it, just too cute.

[madeupname]

you just wait
see how cute I am with my mouth on your cock

[symbiote]

well, shit
I'm down for putting that to the test

[madeupname]

it sounds like we've got a full night ahead of us
should I bring coffee?
lmao

[symbiote]

Hell yes

V is requesting doughnuts