where's my gun emoji

[sokye]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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elsa. FR❄ZEN. ota

[snedronningen]

kylo b̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶o̶ ren. STAR☆WARS. ota

[vaderstan]

Alexander Anderson | Hellsing | OTA

[saintguillotine]

[unvamped]

Hypothetical question. Does stealing the water from a baptismal font make it less holy?

Esther Moreau | OC | OTA

[57times]

Tony Stark || MCU

[speaktome]

Nyx Ulric | Final Fantasy XV Kingsglaive

[warphero]

[broplaints]

Say I wanted a certain glaive to give me warping lessons
What would he want in return?

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

[ Misfires welcome. ]

scott lang ( mcu )

[anklemonitor]

[bedrest]

i suppose it's safe to assume your time travel scheme worked, isn't it?

Peter Parker | MCU

[madeupname]

[symbiote]

Hey. Thanks for the help last night.

john proudstar ( the gifted )

[proudstars]

Leo De Luca | OC | OTA

[lupo_mannaro]

liv turner ☆ original ☆ ota

[demoniclollipop]

( misfires & assumed cr welcome! )

amos burton ( the expanse )

[rocinantes]

jessica jones | ...netflix mcu

[ocasion]

[blindninja]

You know there's an unspoken rule about texting a blind man during Sunday service.

hashibira inosuke . kimetsu no yaiba

[boarstyle]

some high school au or smt?!

[nextbreath]

inosuke!! GOOD MORNING ☀️☀️☀️
don't forget to eat a balanced breakfast, drink lots of water, and wear a shirt today!

kamado tanjiro . kimetsu no yaiba

[headsmash]

jim kirk ( star trek )

[episodically]

[gaijinsleeve]

Hey asshole where's my backpack?

felix . fe3h

[noboars]

he's trying v hard not to laugh

[baedd]

Felix. I hope this evening finds you well.

Earlier, I was granted the honor of delivering a letter to you from one of our new castle staff

She confided in me her fears about approaching you directly, as she finds your sword, well, to use her turn of phrase - "scary sexy"

I will not see you until this council meeting is over, which may take many hours yet. Shall I dictate it to you?

chidi anagonye ( the good place )

[cheebee]

[bedrest]

i understand this is supposed to be some religion-neutral version of heaven, but all these frozen yoghurt stands...

link △ botw

[timegone]

[wildbloom]

Link. If I may...

While I do appreciate your culinary talents and enthusiasm for food, I'm fairly sure there is no possible way to eat *this much*.

alec lightwood | shadowhunters

[deflectere]

sakamoto ryuji ☠ p5

[skullu]

[whiplasher]

Your shirt's on backwards, FYI.

9S | nier automata

[scandroid]

blindfold 👏 boys 👏

[profecia]

My owl hasn't molted in a couple of months.
His health doesn't seem to have deteriorated, but I'm still worried.
Do you know what might be the issue?

( please help him, mister scanner-type android. )

kashiwazaki akane ♕ run with the wind

[goforward]

Tony Stark | MCU

[engineous]

[starkinternship]

hey - lemme know when's a good time for us to figure out our fishing trip.

[he may or may not have been researching cool mountain places to go]