The Dumb Secrets Meme

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The Dumb Secrets Meme

We all have secrets. Some are dark, some are embarrassing, some could be life-changing if revealed.

Some are just incredibly stupid.

This is about those secrets; the secrets that are inconsequential enough that it's never been a matter of conscience that you haven't spoken of them, just that they're ridiculous and you've never cared to admit to them. But now you do. Now you feel compelled to tell your friend about the time you accidentally killed their houseplant because you thought soda would work fine to water it, or that you took their last piece of gum thinking they had an another pack and then pretended you had no idea what happened to it while they complained the rest of the day, or that you still have your high school crush's phone number in your contacts under the name "hopes and dreams" like a complete loser. That sort of thing.

Rules

• Post your character's name and canon, along with your preferences, in the subject line.
• Throw in some confessions! They can be through text, in person, to friends or enemies or complete strangers, whatever is fun.
  
• If you'd like to, include a 'confess to them' wildcard option, but there should be at least one confession as well.
  
• NO BLANK TOPLEVELS!
  
• Don't hesitate to alter, update, or generally de-ugly this meme if you'd like to repost it. In fact, please do. Please.
  
• Have fun, everyone!

Comments

cheryl blossom | riverdale | ota

[sweetwater]

1) I must be honest with you about your shirt today. It's not your color. I hate it.

2) I know who spilled cherry cola on your car. You won't be mad at them, will you?

Colonel James "War Machine" Rhodes | MCU

[ironcolonel]

1. So that joke, that Tony made, in front of the recruits? About Ivan. Might've been not a joke.

2. I don't have secrets.

3. Confess to him, please.

Re: Colonel James "War Machine" Rhodes | MCU

[formerassassin]

me neither :P

[ironcolonel]

Don't believe that.

Edward Nygma / Gotham

[aenigmata]

1) I hate your cooking


2) That hat looks terrible on you.

3) There wasn't a power outage two weeks ago, I just forgot to set the alarm.

1... but let's be real, this could double as his response to 2 and 3 as well

[hobblepot]

Excuse me?

[aenigmata]

...excuse you what?

Connor | Detroit: Become Human | OTA

[missiondeterminant]

1. I may have knowledge as to how to the coffee machine incident occurred.

2. There is a portion of my long-term storage drive devoted to documenting blackmail material, including a sizeable folder under your name.

3. I listen to very little of what you say unless it pertains to my immediate interests.

4. I'm still only pretending to understand music, which is why when you ask my opinion I only give technical answers that I know you won't question.

4. [Confess something to him!]

2

[gunpredictable]

Is... is it things from some of the times before I was reset?

[ It's happened a Lot, if her system logs are anything to go by. ]

3.

[finalupgrade]

I knew it and I'm going to start transmitting it straight into your hard drive from now on.

How will you ever improve if you don't listen? It's only good for you.

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU

[notsochillya]

1. I have a cat meme blog.

2. I play the saxophone.

3. I absorbed my twin in my mother’s womb.

4. [ Confess your dumb secrets to Illya! ]

Misako | River City Girls

[heartpack]

1. Sometimes I think I'd be better off just dating Kyoko.

2. I'd rather play video games than fight.

3. [confess to her?]

2

[dramaquinn]

Me too. And I don't even like video games.

[cuttingremark]

1) I actually rather enjoy this 'cotton candy' stuff

2) I broke the coffee machine

3) [Confess to him!]

1!

[notsochillya]

That's okay. I enjoy eating jaffa cakes.

[ The cat's out of the bag. Illya has a sweet tooth. ]

also 1, because he'll always talk about food.

[confoundthemighty]

Have you ever had one of those big cotton candy flowers? Or dragon's beard candy? They're a delight to watch and to eat.

You know, I'm honestly surprised you never encouraged any sweets with your name on them. [Not that he's suggesting taking advantage of human belief systems to get people to invent dessert for you, why would you even think such a thing.]

Fujimaru Ritsuka | fate/grand order | OTA

[fujimaru]

1. I'm actually a little jealous of how much more Fou likes Mash because I've always really wanted a pet.

2. Relatedly, I wish I could give the Avenger of Shinjuku a bellyrub and see if wolves do the same leg-kicky thing dogs do but I also don't want to die.

3. Sometimes I deliberately provoke Edison and Tesla into fighting each other so I can get away with things while everyone's distracted. Last time it was stealing the last cookie.

4. I wish I was cuter, or prettier, or maybe a little less ordinary-looking.

5. I have bribed more than one Artoria with food to get out of chores.

2

[ultrasmurf]

I, Cato Sicarius, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar can tell you that all Space Wolves do the leg kicky thing as they are lesser than the Ultramarines! However, they get most cranky and challenge you to a duel if caught.

Fortunately, I, Cato Sicarius, am the greatest sword fighter in the Imperium of Man! And as such, I, Cato Sicarius have been able to uncover this secret!

second | original

[secondbell]

1. I have to shadow-step up to my sister's apartment now because I kept losing the keys she gave me!

2. I recently paid an acquaintance to pretend to be dating me to make an ex jealous at a bar (it worked, though!)

3. I played Edward Ferrars in high school and made out with the guy who played Colonel Brandon... backstage on closing night. It was so bad we never spoke of it again.

4. [ confess to him! ]

3

[apprehenticed]

Really? You little scamp.

Nanno | Girl From Nowhere | Spoilers ahead

[girlfromnowhere]

1. I've convinced a friend in school to copy other people's art.

2. I went into a fake relationship with some boy because he wanted more likes on his social media. The entire school shipped us.

3. [ Nanno would like to know your secrets if you have any... ]

Prompto Argentum ↳ Final Fantasy XV

[chocoboboy]

1. The only reason my main weapon is a gun is because I nearly killed my sparring partner and myself when they tried to teach me how to handle sharp things.

2. I once accidentally scanned my barcode at self-checkout and it gave me a huge weird discount, now I'm too ashamed to ever go into that store again.

3. I take pictures of Gladio's ass because it gives Ignis a really cute smile at camp.

4. [Tell your own.]

Sarah Williams | Return to Labyrinth

[notimefordreams]

1) Sometimes I really wish I didn't live alone simply so someone else would go grocery shopping for a change. I mean I never remember to do it unless someone else needs food so...

2) I've kind of moved on from the whole cupcake princess dress thing.

3) Sometimes love is a real pain in the ass.

4) When I claimed there were no more pizza rolls? That's because I had just ate them all. The whole package, in one sitting, by myself. And I'm not even a little bit sorry.

5) [Confess to her.]

Romelle | Voltron

[soughttruth]

1) I may know who drank all of the milkshakes the last time any were made.

2) I confess I'm still not entirely sure how 'soap' and 'opera' relate to those dramatic television shows. It does seem like a bit of a misnomer.

3) [Confess to her.]

Gellert Grindelwald | Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them/Harry Potter

[greatestgood]

1.) Most think I was kicked out of Durmstrang because I was torturing classmates, but it was actually because one of my experiments went horribly wrong and I made a ridiculous mess.

2.) I'm good at potions now, but I didn't have the patience for them when I was younger.

3.) The first time I tried to tell someone I was interested in them, they came to the incorrect conclusion that I was overfond of flowers and chocolate while in their presence.

4.) [Do you have confessions? Do tell.]