The Dumb Secrets Meme

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The Dumb Secrets Meme

We all have secrets. Some are dark, some are embarrassing, some could be life-changing if revealed.

Some are just incredibly stupid.

This is about those secrets; the secrets that are inconsequential enough that it's never been a matter of conscience that you haven't spoken of them, just that they're ridiculous and you've never cared to admit to them. But now you do. Now you feel compelled to tell your friend about the time you accidentally killed their houseplant because you thought soda would work fine to water it, or that you took their last piece of gum thinking they had an another pack and then pretended you had no idea what happened to it while they complained the rest of the day, or that you still have your high school crush's phone number in your contacts under the name "hopes and dreams" like a complete loser. That sort of thing.

Rules

• Post your character's name and canon, along with your preferences, in the subject line.
• Throw in some confessions! They can be through text, in person, to friends or enemies or complete strangers, whatever is fun.
  
• If you'd like to, include a 'confess to them' wildcard option, but there should be at least one confession as well.
  
• NO BLANK TOPLEVELS!
  
• Don't hesitate to alter, update, or generally de-ugly this meme if you'd like to repost it. In fact, please do. Please.
  
• Have fun, everyone!

Comments

cheryl blossom | riverdale | ota

[sweetwater]

1) I must be honest with you about your shirt today. It's not your color. I hate it.

2) I know who spilled cherry cola on your car. You won't be mad at them, will you?

Colonel James "War Machine" Rhodes | MCU

[ironcolonel]

1. So that joke, that Tony made, in front of the recruits? About Ivan. Might've been not a joke.

2. I don't have secrets.

3. Confess to him, please.

Edward Nygma / Gotham

[aenigmata]

1) I hate your cooking


2) That hat looks terrible on you.

3) There wasn't a power outage two weeks ago, I just forgot to set the alarm.

Re: Colonel James "War Machine" Rhodes | MCU

[formerassassin]

me neither :P

Connor | Detroit: Become Human | OTA

[missiondeterminant]

1. I may have knowledge as to how to the coffee machine incident occurred.

2. There is a portion of my long-term storage drive devoted to documenting blackmail material, including a sizeable folder under your name.

3. I listen to very little of what you say unless it pertains to my immediate interests.

4. I'm still only pretending to understand music, which is why when you ask my opinion I only give technical answers that I know you won't question.

4. [Confess something to him!]

[ironcolonel]

Don't believe that.

[formerassassin]

Well, we're even then because I don't believe you either.

[ironcolonel]

All my secrets are Tony's. Ask me anything.

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU

[notsochillya]

1. I have a cat meme blog.

2. I play the saxophone.

3. I absorbed my twin in my mother’s womb.

4. [ Confess your dumb secrets to Illya! ]

1... but let's be real, this could double as his response to 2 and 3 as well

[hobblepot]

Excuse me?

[aenigmata]

...excuse you what?

Misako | River City Girls

[heartpack]

1. Sometimes I think I'd be better off just dating Kyoko.

2. I'd rather play video games than fight.

3. [confess to her?]

[hobblepot]

Last I checked, you enjoyed my cooking... or at least, claimed as much. So much for honesty between friends!

[aenigmata]

What are you talking about?

2

[gunpredictable]

Is... is it things from some of the times before I was reset?

[ It's happened a Lot, if her system logs are anything to go by. ]

[missiondeterminant]

[poor Kara omg]

No, it seems only fair to limit it to actions you've knowingly taken yourself.

[Besides, it wasn't really her those other times, was it? That's one of those philosophical questions that bothers him if he thinks too much about it.]

[cuttingremark]

1) I actually rather enjoy this 'cotton candy' stuff

2) I broke the coffee machine

3) [Confess to him!]

Fujimaru Ritsuka | fate/grand order | OTA

[fujimaru]

1. I'm actually a little jealous of how much more Fou likes Mash because I've always really wanted a pet.

2. Relatedly, I wish I could give the Avenger of Shinjuku a bellyrub and see if wolves do the same leg-kicky thing dogs do but I also don't want to die.

3. Sometimes I deliberately provoke Edison and Tesla into fighting each other so I can get away with things while everyone's distracted. Last time it was stealing the last cookie.

4. I wish I was cuter, or prettier, or maybe a little less ordinary-looking.

5. I have bribed more than one Artoria with food to get out of chores.

second | original

[secondbell]

1. I have to shadow-step up to my sister's apartment now because I kept losing the keys she gave me!

2. I recently paid an acquaintance to pretend to be dating me to make an ex jealous at a bar (it worked, though!)

3. I played Edward Ferrars in high school and made out with the guy who played Colonel Brandon... backstage on closing night. It was so bad we never spoke of it again.

4. [ confess to him! ]

3

[apprehenticed]

Really? You little scamp.

[secondbell]

Koppel! I was so sure everybody was gonna find out! Especially when he went out with his tie pulled outta his waistcoat. Dumbest, most locked-down secret I ever kept. Can't even remember the guy's name now! Jordan? Jake? -- God. Do you remember?

1!

[notsochillya]

That's okay. I enjoy eating jaffa cakes.

[ The cat's out of the bag. Illya has a sweet tooth. ]

[apprehenticed]

But you did it anyway. You've gotta take your teen gay make-outs wherever you can get 'em in the year 2004.

No idea about his name, though, sorry. I can remember maybe twenty percent of the people in our grade and like three or four people who weren't.

Nanno | Girl From Nowhere | Spoilers ahead

[girlfromnowhere]

1. I've convinced a friend in school to copy other people's art.

2. I went into a fake relationship with some boy because he wanted more likes on his social media. The entire school shipped us.

3. [ Nanno would like to know your secrets if you have any... ]

[secondbell]

Hey, I knew what I wanted, even behind a curtain with four inches of starched collar.

And whatever! Y'know -- probably for the best. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna upset the fifteen years of layered detachment and carefully constructed editing. He was cute, he was a bad kisser, I was definitely a good kisser and did nothing wrong.