Sexting R Us

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[magnas]

You were spying on me?
Aw, Elmott..!
I always knew you cared.
I did a good job, didn't I?

[heater]

quit tryna ruin my rep

you shouldn't have went in there by yourself stupid
you're lucky you didn't get anything worse than a couple scrapes

[magnas]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you're a big softie deep down. I'm good with secrets.

Would you have taken care of me if I'd gotten hurt?
Maybe I should head back for round two.

[heater]

shut up

oi that ain't an excuse for you to be reckless

[magnas]

Have you ever known me to be reckless, Elmott?

[heater]

you're the textbook definition of reckless

[magnas]

Is that what you're teaching kids these days?
Gran's way more reckless than me. Someone really needs to put a leash on him.

[heater]

they got both your faces next to the word in the dictionary

[magnas]

That's more like it.
Now, about how you didn't say no to looking after me...

[heater]

i didn't say yes either

[magnas]

Even if I say please?

[heater]

not happening

[ let's be real tho... he would even if she didn't. ]

[magnas]

I'll cry, you know.

[Let it all out, Elmo.]

[heater]

your crocodile tears ain't gonna work on me

[magnas]

[HER BAHAMUT TEARS]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Do I have to bring out the big guns?

[heater]

[ her bahamut tears im sick alksjd ]

no

[magnas]

[*skyfalls u*]

No?
Oops.

[This is a SEXTING POST so he has to get something RAUNCHY like a lil snap of Djeeta sat up on her bed with her hands clasped together beneath her chin, her lips fixed in a well-practiced pout. What can be seen of her nightwear leaves just enough to the imagination, besides the telltale top of a sheer, pink chemise.]

Help me, sensei~
Isn't it against regulations to ignore a student in need?

[heater]

[ lEAVES HER ON READ. ]

[heater]

[ he's gonna die what the fuck ]

[heater]

[ he's also dumb and never bothered to download a snap saver app so it wasn't saved THANKFULLY can u imagine if suframare (or worse, tsubasa and his crew) saw that shit he'd never live it down. ]

im done

[heater]

[ just. puts his phone down he needs a goddamn drink. ]

:3

[magnas]

Too much?

[She could always send another one--]