Sexting R Us

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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kylo b̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶o̶ ren. STAR ☆ WARS. ota

[vaderstan]

( misfires are more than welcome )

dutch | killjoys

[motivation]

[ ota with a slight m/f preference, crosscanon etc loved ]

[magnitudes]

hey, critical question
if you were trying to seduce a really cool badass
would you go with a shot of thigh and lacy underwear
or a really filthy, explicit text?
or is there another option I'm overlooking?

Greed | FMA | ota

[wantitall]

elsa. FR❄ZEN. ota

[snedronningen]

misfire

[unfreezes]

I feel like ice in the bedroom is more my sister's thing.

ALso, I don't think that would work and it might be painful!

bobbi morse | mcu: aos

[covertness]

[ m/f. canon (esp wider mcu), other superhero stuff or generally crosscanon very welcome ]

[soloings]

I'm starting to have concerns with how well you sneak out of my place at all hours.

[ Usually after both are satisfied. ]

I'm curious to see how you could use your powers for good and sneak in.

antillar maximus | codex alera

[legionare]

[ so ota.

tl;dr he's from a fantasy canon that's roman empire meets magical pokemon, he's a soldier and a spy who lives life to the fullest... basically a magical roman frat boy with a tragic backstory (tm) ]

dean winchester | supernatural | m/f

[picksthetunes]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[assholic]

[Open to cast/crosscanon/ocs. No Kilgraves. Intentional and misfires welcome.]

[it_means_hope]

Miss you.

grizz | the society

[quotability]

[ m/m for anything genuine ]

so maybe the wrong transdimensional zipline? ha ha ha not sure how this will work

[hedon]

I've been stuck here for a day and a half.
That's long enough to know your cute little civilization is 90% repressed and 10% rational.
None more than you, sweetheart.

(ooc: i'm so sorry for this asshole but i love grizz so fm and it was between alec mcdowell from dark angel, magnus, or spiderman.)

Matt Murdock | Netflix Marvel | OTA

[lawyerbyday]

[Open to cast/crosscanon/ocs/r!63s. Misfires and intentional welcome. Siri is starting to sound sexy.]

[instinctbad]

how many orgasms would you need in exchange for being my respectable date to a thing

korra | tlok | f/f

[poutbender]

Cassandra Alexandra | SoulCalibur | OTA

[cassandra_alexandra]

[[Tomboyish, keen to get naughty over text.]]

trish walker | mcu | ota

[radioshows]

[ sticking to a pre-s2 canonpoint ]

[journalizes]

We should do dinner.

cassandra ryder | mass effect: andromeda

[malapa]

[ open to canonmates & cross-canon. misfires preferred unless discussed otherwise! ]

carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]

[hopevandayum]

You, Captain, need to come with a warning regarding your charm and your...vigor.

Seriously. I'd been planning to just swing 'round the compound to drop a few things off last night. I really didn't expect to wake up in your quarters feeling like I need to learn to walk again.

Sona Buvelle | League of Legends | OTA

[silent_maven]

[[Sona's naturally mute, so she could be sexting with someone in the same room, or even the same bed.]]

sombra | overwatch

[quienes]

K/DA Ahri | League of Legends | F/M

[human_guilt]

rey | star wars

[purpose]

[warfares]

You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me.
I'm just following up on your request.

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got | ota

[neverbedded]

[youronlyqueen]

I have a very important royal problem, Lady Margaery.

akira kurusu "joker" | persona 5 | m/f

[thejokeriswild]

princess anna | frozen | ota

[unfreezes]

elmott, granblue fantasy.

[heater]

[ misfires welcome. ]

sighs

[magnas]

You know, it's a shame I can't switch my homework out for you instead.
I'd do you any day of the week.

lelouch lamperouge | code geass | ota

[blackking]

Laughing Beauty | Metal Gear Solid 4 | ota 18+

[fuckinghysterical]

[f/m, f/f, and cross-canon are all A+!]