Sexting R Us

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

This is a booty call

I am calling your booty to get over here so I can fuck it

[wolf_blood]

this is not a call

also I have bad news, unfortunately my booty is currently unable to fulfill that request

[whateveraspidercan]

Then this is just a text to tell you how much I love you!

[wolf_blood]

so I only get the text telling me how much you love me if I CAN'T come have sex with you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes I want to reinforce that I’m not just in it for the sex!

[wolf_blood]

but the sex comes first

[whateveraspidercan]

No!

Just in this instance it happened to be mentioned first

I ALWAYS love you

[wolf_blood]

sure, suuuuure

[whateveraspidercan]

And I ALMOST always want sex. So love comes first.

[wolf_blood]

historically that's not accurate though

[whateveraspidercan]

True

But it’s true now, so that’s what counts right?

[wolf_blood]

except in this very conversation it was also inaccurate

you also said this was a call when you were describing a text

I'm just feeling tricked in all sorts of ways

[whateveraspidercan]

Just because I said them out of order doesn’t mean I felt them out of order!

[wolf_blood]

that's the order of importance you assigned them today, though

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I won’t make that mistake again

[wolf_blood]

It's fine

Use me for my body first

[whateveraspidercan]

No no

Anytime we have sex now, I’ll make sure beforehand I declare my love

I don’t want there to be any doubt

[wolf_blood]

I didn't say there was doubt

[whateveraspidercan]

I promise going forward to always put my expressions and declarations of love for you before we have sex

[wolf_blood]

alright, alright, I take back all my screwing with you

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s okay, I don’t mind giving you want you clearly want!

[wolf_blood]

...

Do not think the fact that I have brought this upon myself (and am admitting it) means that I am not going to screw with you next time

[whateveraspidercan]

I’d be sad if you stopped screwing with me!

[wolf_blood]

good, cause I have plans

[whateveraspidercan]

I know you always have plans